Richard Christy (born Thomas Richard Christy on April 1, 1974) is an American drummer,
comedian, actor, and radio
personality who currently works for The Howard Stern Show. He earned the
position after winning the "Win John's Job" contest on July 1, 2004.[1] He is known on the show for his
prank calls and arguably gay-themed stunts that he does with
fellow staff member Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale.
Childhood
Richard was born and raised in Fort Scott, Kansas. His father, a Vietnam veteran, hunted and caught wild animals for food, as they lived 15 miles away from the nearest
grocery store. Richard has said that as a youth he had extremely poor hygiene, rarely showering
and brushing his teeth an estimated three times throughout high school. The cast of the
Howard Stern Show often makes fun of him and his family for being rednecks.
Musical career
Richard was inspired to play drums after hearing Alex Van Halen's drumming in the
Van Halen song Hot for Teacher.[2] Following Gene Hoglan's style,
Christy's mastery of double bass technique and odd time
signatures make him a standout drummer in a crowded field. His skills were honed while living in a storage garage over a period of years in Florida. Since there were no
neighbors to bother, Christy could practice his drumming well into the night without the worry of someone calling the police.
Christy has played in many bands, including Iced Earth, Burning Inside, Death and Control
Denied. Christy joined Death after meeting their leader Chuck Schuldiner
in a bookstore while the band were looking for a new drummer after the departure of Gene Hoglan. Christy recorded 3 albums with
Death (the critically-acclaimed "The Sound of Perseverance" released in
1998, "Live in L.A. (Death & Raw)",
2001, and "Live in Eindhoven", also 2001) and one album with Control Denied, The Fragile Art of Existence released in 1999.
Christy also wrote the music to the song This is Beetle; Staind later recorded their own version.
Discography:
In addition to these bands, Christy has performed live shows with Dream Theater[3], Tiwanaku, Rick Renstrom, Syzygy, Bung Dizee,
Incantation, Public Assassin, and Demons and Wizards.
Radio career
Christy began his radio career by sending song parodies to The Howard Stern Show, many of
which were played on the air. Also, on Januuary 17, 2001, a voicemail he left for Gary was featured as one of the recurring "We
Get Your Phone Calls Every Day" segments where he wonders why "that gorgeous nubian vixen, Robin" won't reveal who Mister X (her boyfriend at the time) is. He goes on to say he'd like to know who
is "dipping their meat thermometer into that beautiful chocolate muff", and that he hopes it is "not OJ".
In 2004, Stuttering John Melendez left Howard's show to become the announcer for the Tonight Show
with Jay Leno. Shortly thereafter, Howard Stern announced a "Win John’s Job Contest" which pitted a group of 10 Stern
super-fan/contributors against each other for the right to John's old job. Each contestant was given one week on-air to display
any talents they could bring to the show, after which the listeners cast votes for their favorite over the Internet. On
July 1, 2004 Howard announced Richard Christy had won John's job
with 30% of the vote (second place winner Sal "the Stockbroker" Governale [24%] was to later become his writing partner).[4] In his first year on the show, Christy stated that he had
sex just once in the past 10 years. Since becoming involved with the show, he has
claimed that he has had sex on numerous occasions, one of which resulted in him getting a woman pregnant and paying for her to
have an abortion.
A self-confessed pervert, illustrated by his extensive knowledge of pornography (in 2004 he stated that he had "about 40 gigs" of pornography and again in 2007 he stated that
he had 'three 40 gig hard-drive's and four large carboard boxes full of magazines in storage'), he has been beaten only twice
playing the Stump the Perv porn trivia segment. The first loss was to famous porn
star Ron Jeremy, while the second loss was to a female writer for Xtreme
Magazine, a pornographic industry publication. Christy has also admitted to staging Friday night masturbation sessions in which he drinks wine or beer while simultaneously viewing pictures and videos on multiple screens.
When Howard moved to Sirius Satellite Radio, he gave Christy his own
semi-regular show. On May 15, 2006, Hillary Scott was the first guest on Inside the Porn Actors Studio. The hour-long program was
Sirius channel Howard 101's spoof of
the television series Inside the Actors Studio, with Christy filling the
James Lipton role.
Richard also performs in The Killers of Comedy Tour with fellow Stern cast
mates across the United States and Canada. Notably, fellow
Stern show staffer Artie Lange commented that Christy's stand-up act was poor and still
needed a lot of work, this greatly upset Richard as he sees Artie as a "father figure". Artie would later apologize for this,
while maintaining that Richard's act needs improvement, and has since frequently praised the segments that he and Sal have
produced for the show.
Based on his willingness to participate in "gay stunts" his co-workers have repeatedly speculated on-air that he may be gay,
bisexual or bi-curious; allegations Richard has repeatedly denied, stating that he would not participate in anal sex for less
than 500 million dollars. His co-worker Robin Quivers has deemed him a "hillbilly homo" much like the villains in the film
Deliverance.
Richard hosts a program on Sirius' channel Hard Attack called "Richard Christy's Heavy Metal
Hoedown".
He is currently dating a former intern of the Howard Stern Show. She was the winner of the 2004 Howard Stern Intern Beauty
Pageant. It was revealed on October 15, 2007 that her first name is coincidentally "Christy," therefore, if she were to marry
Richard, her name would be, amusingly enough, "Christy Christy." On October 17th, 2007, it was revealed by the hot Lisa G that
her actual name is Kristin, not Christy, and that Richard "was the best thing to ever happen to her." She also said she could see
herself marrying Richard down the road.
Prank calls
Richard makes many of the show's popular prank calls, often working in conjunction with Sal the Stockbroker. Many of these
calls involve using soundclips; however, Richard also calls as characters that he voices. These
include:
- Rusty- Rusty often makes perverse sexual comments. He has also talked endlessly about the weather, regardless of what the
theme of the show he's calling actually is.
- Nervous Mark- Nervous Mark calls in to talk shows, saying he is nervous about being on the air. He can never get his point
across because he is always stuttering and stammering.
- Rod Stiffington- Rod is the host of the fictional "Jack N Rod Show" - Sal acts as his co-host, Jack Mayhoffer. On the Jack N
Rod Show, unwitting guests debate members of the Wackpack or soundboards, or are
interrupted over and over by 'station jingles'. Jack and Rod have also made calls wherein they entice their victim to participate
in demeaning contests in order to win non-existent prizes.
- Ethel Mertz- Ethel is a befuddled grandmother who gets into long winded stories about her grandson and chess.
Among the most frequent victims of Richard's calls are shows on the public
access Manhattan Neighborhood Network.
Notable radio stunts
- On February 13, 2006, Christy had his genitalia Brazilian waxed. He went through well over 15 minutes of
torturous screaming, sounds which have now become part of the sound effects that
Fred Norris plays on the show. At the time Christy said this was something he would never do
again, but the following day he changed his mind and said he would indeed do it again.
- On March 14, 2006, during the Sirius launch party for the
Cosmopolitan Channel, Christy stripped himself of all clothing (except for his
socks) and streaked throughout the lobby to the disdain of Cosmopolitan and Sirius personnel,
most of whom were women. During the escapade, Christy managed to avoid security in a roundabout manner before finally scurrying
back into the studio, still naked. Previously in the broadcast, Stern had suggested the prank to Christy only to later recall his
suggestion, which Christy went through with nonetheless.
- On August 24, 2006, a nude Governale controlled the "man
jack", a male-oriented sex toy, on a Stern Show appearance while Christy attempted to penetrate
the device.
- On September 19, 2006, Christy painted an image of
Gene Simmons on Governale's genital area, using Governale's uncircumcised penis as
Simmons's tongue. Governale also painted an image of Howard Stern on Christy's genital area, using Christy's penis as Stern's
nose. Later in the show Christy and Governale challenged Jackass Number Two stuntmen
Steve-O and Bam Margera to a stunt competition. While the
Jackass cast members declined the challenge, Christy and Governale proceeded to see who could hold their genitals the closest and
for the longest time directly above an open candle flame. Christy was acknowledged as the winner
after dipping his scrotum onto the candle flame, resulting in burning off some of his
pubic hair.
- On October 6, 2006, Christy and Governale played "gay
paintball" with recent out of the closet gay ex-WWE wrestler Chris Kanyon. With circular targets painted on their genitals, Christy and Governale would try to avoid
having the targets touched with yellow paint by Kanyon. As taunts, on their backs Christy had painted the word "homo" and
Governale had the word "fag." Christy, who was the loser, also received a substantial tug to his scrotum (described by Christy as
being "yanked like a rubber band") as well as several knife-edge chops from Kanyon.
- On January 23, 2007, in an attempt to artificially generate
a fart, Christy allowed Benjy Bronk to blow air through a straw into his anus. Despite
making a small flatulence sound, Christy had great difficulty farting, citing he didn't want to risk defecating in the studio.
Once removed, a visible amount of fecal matter could be seen on the straw, the site of which later caused Christy to dry heave
while outside of the studio.
- On May 8, 2007, Christy was paid $5,000 by Artie Lange to lick the testicles of Sal Governale for 10 seconds. Governale was compensated $2000, and pretended to be visibly shaken by
the stunt. Christy maintained that the stunt was 'not gay' because it didn't involve Sal's penis and balls didn't touch. This
stunt was suggested by Robin Quivers when the cast was pondering what homosexual acts
Christy would be willing to do for various amounts of money. He was also paid $500, to be a victim of Sal's Jackhammer Pudding
Pie, which is vanilla and chocolate syrup on the testicles of Sal and repeatedly jackhammered on Richard's face.
- On July 26, 2007, Sal kissed Richard's taint in exchange for Artie Lange getting on a scale. At the time Richard had not showered in three
days.
- On August 13, 2007, Sal was paid $500 to dip his
uncircumcised penis into paint and paint Richard's face like an Indian. At the end he put his uncircumcised penis into Richard's
mouth. Richard claims it only 'hit his teeth'. For this stunt Richard earned a box of over sized Simpsons underwear many of which he already owned. He is, according to co-worker Gary Dell'Abate a huge fan and collector of Simpsons merchandise.
- On October 3, 2007, Both Sarah Silverman and Howard Stern smelled Richard's testicles.
Silverman had been on the show two days earlier and said she wanted to see what Richard's testicles smelled like. At the time
Richard was clean so she returned a few days later to give him some time to develope adequate body odor.[7] After watching Silverman gag while smelling, Stern couldn't resist taking a
whiff himself and also gagged. Silverman described the smell as "...a hint of raw sourdough dough in a vat of mayonnaise, that
was in a trunk of, like, a 70's car for the summer".[8]
Richard smiled proudly during the entire segment. He later stated on The Wrap-Up Show
that he was honored to have two celebrities smell his "sweaty balls".
Movie and television career
Richard made his directorial debut in 1995 with "Evil Ned 3 - The Return of Evil Ned 2 - Electric Boogaloo". The film was a
low budget horror-comedy shot for only $250.[9]
Along with Sal, Richard starred in, co-wrote, and co-directed the 2006 short film
Supertwink. Supertwink premiered on Howard Stern On
Demand, and was reviewed by Richard Roeper, who panned it.[10]
It was recently announced that Richard will be in Harold & Kumar 2
playing the role of a Ku Klux Klansman.[11] Richard was also recently cast in the Chris Jericho film
Albino Farm.
In July 2007, Richard was cast in his first television role. He will play "really creepy guy at end of bar" on
Rescue Me.[12] His colleague Artie Lange, who got him the part, was impressed
by how seriously he took it.
Richard has also announced that he recorded voiceover work for the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse.[13]
He is a huge fan of The Simpsons and horror films (naming John Carpenter's
Halloween as his all-time favorite) as well as a collector of
related merchandise. Richard spends much of his October touring halloween attractions (haunted houses, etc.) and drinking pumpkin
beer.
References
See also
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