["That's the way Sams play around","About something they hadn't experienced","","That's the way Sams play around","That's the way Sams play","","Shown to be relevant","Maybe they had a ridiculous statement","","That's the way Sams play around","","That nobody'd ever considered important","Is easy as getting a camel to heaven","Into the mouths of the question less idiots","Deliciously spooned from the lap of the ludicrous","Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make","That nobody'd ever considered important","To make about something they hadn't experienced","Possibly Sam had a different opinion","Somebody would have become a phenomenal","Possibly Sam had a different opinion","Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle","That nobody'd ever considered important","Howling lightning tampering with the electrical evidence","And dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo","Which definitely is as exciting as pudding","And maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make","Twisted the facts till the truth was apparent","Licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling","","That's the way Sams play around","Everyone else had abandoned the obvious","About something they hadn't experienced","","That sparkled like something folks scrambled to swallow","Possibly Sam had a different opinion","Possibly with the exception of ivory","And damn it if Norman and Betty were listening","Someone who wasn't related to anyone","","That's the way Sams play","A bibful of classified info on Milton's imbroglio","That's the way Sams play","Chipping away at erroneous garbage","And granny transgressing had blubbered","","That's the way Sams play","And flapping their tongues as they're losing their marbles","","",""]
Performed by: Meat Puppets Written by: Curt Kirkwood
Credits: Kirkwood, Curt (Songwriter); MEAT PUPPETS MUSIC (Publisher); UNIVERSAL-SONGS OF POLYGRAM INT'L (Publisher)