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- Artist:
Various Artists - Release Date: June 01, 1999
- Total Time: 49:25
- Type: Collection (various artists), Compilation (best of), Lyrics are included with the album, Contains explicit content
- Genre: Rock
Review
Not that this hasn't been done before on albums like Wood Panel Pacer Wagon With Mags and Bllllaaarrrrrggghhh!-A Music War (which was on a 7" format no less), but that doesn't mean a compilation featuring over 100 bands on one record never fails to entertain. And the advantage Short Music for Short People has in comparison to the aforementioned records is that 80 percent of the bands on here fall under the "melodic pop-punk" classification. That and all the punk rock superstars can be found on here: Rancid, Black Flag, NOFX, Bad Religion, the Descendants, D.O.A., Less Than Jake, the Offspring, Green Day, Blink 182, the Misfits, the Circle Jerks, the list goes on and on. Whether or not the marketing department at Fat Wreck Chords thought that the big names would attract more buyers, keep in mind that every song on here is only 30 seconds and under. But even if Short Music for Short People isn't the best representation of all the bands on here, the fun factor is still pretty high. Other highlights include Lagwagon, Spazz, the Muffs, Nomeansno, Avail, the Criminals, Adrenaline O.D., and Wizo. Best song title award goes to "Farts are Jazz to Assholes" courtesy of the Dillinger Four. ~ Mike DaRonco, All Music GuideTracks
| Track Title | Composers | Performers | Time |
| Short Attention Span | (:08) | ||
| Anchor | Less Than Jake | (:29) | |
| Ketchup Song | Teen Idols | (:29) | |
| All Cops Are Bastards | (:24) | ||
| Overcoming Learned Behavior | Good Riddance | (:27) | |
| Quit Yer Job | Chixdiggit! | (:24) | |
| Ready | The Living End | (:34) | |
| Out of Hand (Lyrics) | Bad Religion | (:39) | |
| Asian Pride | Hi-Standard | (:29) | |
| Steamroller Blues | Aerobitch | (:26) | |
| Doin' Laundry | Nerf Herder | (:29) | |
| Freehgan | Bigwig | (:31) | |
| Not Again | (:30) | ||
| Waste Away | (:29) | ||
| The Radio Stills Sucks | The Ataris | (:28) | |
| Armageddon Singalong (Lyrics) | Unwritten Law | (:35) | |
| Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the Spring of Rape, Despaire, ... | AFI | (:31) | |
| Farts Are Jazz to Assholes | Dillinger Four | (:33) | |
| Surf City | Brian Wilson, |
(:28) | |
| Back to You | Swingin' Utters | (:32) | |
| Outhouse of Doom | The Bar Feeders | (:33) | |
| Alienation | Citizen Fish | (:32) | |
| Family Reunion (Lyrics) | blink-182 | (:35) | |
| Mirror, Signal, Wheelspan | (:28) | ||
| Saturday Night | (:31) | ||
| Bedroom Windows | Enemy You | (:24) | |
| Sara Fisher | No Use for a Name | No Use for a Name | (:30) |
| The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink | Green Day | (:32) | |
| Delraiser Pt III: Del on Earth | Consumed | (:27) | |
| Told You Once | The Mr. T Experience | (:11) | |
| Randal Gets Drunk | Lagwagon | (:27) | |
| Fishfuck | GWAR | (:32) | |
| Howdy Doody in the Woodshed (Lyrics) | The Dickies | (:32) | |
| Long Enough to Forget You | Samiam | (:29) | |
| Erik Sandins Stand-In | (:33) | ||
| We Want the Kids | 59 Times the Pain | (:20) | |
| Warren's Song (Pt. 6) | Bracket | (:30) | |
| No Fgnuikc | Nomeansno | Nomeansno | (:31) |
| I Like Food | (:17) | ||
| Triple Track | Dance Hall Crashers | Dance Hall Crashers | (:32) |
| Don Camero Lost His Mind | Guttermouth | (:29) | |
| X-99 | Limp | (:37) | |
| Faust | Jughead's Revenge | (:30) | |
| Deny Everything (Lyrics) | Keith Morris, |
Circle Jerks | (:24) |
| Hand Granade | The Offspring | (:35) | |
| Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead | Mad Caddies | (:28) | |
| Union Yes | (:33) | ||
| Dirty Needles | Ben Weasel | Screeching Weasel | (:27) |
| 300 Miles | One Man Army | (:29) | |
| Klawsterfobia | Strung Out | (:30) | |
| You Don't Know Shit | Youth Brigade | (:34) | |
| Doin' Fine | The Groovie Ghoulies | (:27) | |
| John for the Workin' Man | Tilt | (:30) | |
| A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk | (:26) | ||
| It's a Real Time Thing | The Damned | (:31) | |
| All My Friends Are in Popular Bands | 88 Fingers Louie | (:30) | |
| I Hate Puck Rock | D.O.A. | (:31) | |
| Fun | Pulley | (:31) | |
| To All the Kids | The Vandals | (:28) | |
| 30 Seconds 'Till the End of the World | Pennywise | (:31) | |
| Get a Grip | No Fun at All | (:26) | |
| Blatty (Human Egg) | Sick of It All | Sick of It All | (:32) |
| I Got None | All | (:28) | |
| See Her Pee | NOFX | (:32) | |
| F.O.F.O.D. | (:31) | ||
| Blacklisted | Rancid | (:26) | |
| Chandeliers & Souvenirs | Diesel Boy | (:29) | |
| Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die! | Adrenalin O.D. | (:31) | |
| My Pants Keep Falling Down (Lyrics) | Frenzal Rhomb | (:31) | |
| I Hate Your Fucking Guts | The Queers | (:30) | |
| Comin' to Your Town | D.I. | (:26) | |
| Spray Paint | Black Flag | (:32) | |
| Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies | White Flag | (:28) | |
| Bring It to an End | Anti-Flag | (:28) | |
| Not a Happy Man | Avail | (:34) | |
| Old Mrs. Cuddy | The Real McKenzies | (:30) | |
| Traitor | Agnostic Front | Agnostic Front | (:30) |
| Life Rules 101 | Down by Law | (:31) | |
| Wake Up | (:31) | ||
| Too Bad You Didn't Get In | (:33) | ||
| Humanity | Poison Idea | (:34) | |
| In Your Head | (:24) | ||
| Supermarket Forces | Subhumans | (:32) | |
| Tribute to the Mammal | Buck Wild | (:22) | |
| Pretty Houses | Lunachicks | (:28) | |
| The Band That Wouldn't Die | Dwarves | (:37) | |
| Like a Fish in Water | Frankie Brown | The Bouncing Souls | (:33) |
| Turn It Up | (:30) | ||
| Madam's Apple | One Hit Wonder | (:31) | |
| Staggering | (:28) | ||
| DMV | (:28) | ||
| Big Fat Skinhead | Snuff | (:30) | |
| Pimmel | The Muffs | (:34) | |
| Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun | H2O | (:29) | |
| Wake Up | Bodyjar | (:33) | |
| Eyez | Nicotine | (:25) | |
| Another Stale Cartoon | Satanic Surfers | (:30) | |
| I Don't Mind | Ten Foot Pole | (:31) | |
| Welcome to Dumpsville Population You/NY Ranger/Count | Caustic Soda | (1:25) |
