Soubise, Marshal C. de Rohan, Prince de (1715-87). The unfortunate Soubise was more of a courtier than a general, and his talents lay in the salon rather than on the field of battle. A protégé of Louis XV's favourite, Madame de Pompadour, he was appointed to command an army—part of the Franco-imperial Reichsarmee with D'Estrées in the spring of 1757. D'Estrées had no time for the prince and refused to discuss military affairs with him. Ignored by the war ministry, despite repeated requests for troops and supplies, Soubise's army was in pitiful shape by the time it encountered the Prussian soldier automatons at Rossbach. The numerically superior Franco-imperial army was utterly routed, and scurrilous ditties did the rounds at the court of Versailles:
I've lost my army—wherever can it be—oh thank goodness!
I see it coming towards me—horrors! It's the enemy!
The courtiers also joked that Soubise had let his home while he attended military school as a cadet, and that he would build a new house from the stones thrown at him by the Paris mob. To be fair, Soubise had shown personal bravery during the battle and could not really be held to blame for the misfortunes of his shambling army, its soldiers memorably summarized by Christopher Duffy as ‘decent, sleepy, and peaceable’. His reputation was protected by La Pompadour, who engineered his rehabilitation at court. Soubise went on to win two victories in Germany, with the very competent Chevert, at Sandershausen and Lutzelberg in 1758.
— Toby McLeod/Richard Holmes




