Main Cast: Brett Cullen, Mary Cadorette, Don Most, Sandahl Bergman, Vicki Frederick
Release Year: 1986
Country: US
Run Time: 84 minutes
MPAA Rating: R
Plot
Columbia Pictures spent as estimated $8 million dollars on this laughless sex comedy that crashes and burns before ever leaving the ground. Two bumbling boneheads who are kicked out of flying school decide to remain airborne by becoming stewardesses. Bathroom humor, sight gags, and the prerequisite nudity are the lowlights of this forgettable film. The only interest is the appearance of former Playboy bunny Yuliis Ruval. This dog makes Porky's seem like Shakespeare. ~ Dan Pavlides, All Movie Guide
Judy Landers - Sugar Dubois; Wendie Jo Sperber - Jolean Winters; Julia Montgomery - Pimmie Polk; Dennis Burkley - "Snake" Pellino; Corinne Bohrer - Cindy Adams; Rob Paulsen - Larry Falkwell; Vito Scotti - Carl Stromboli; Rod McCary - Capt. Biff; William Bogert - Roger Weidermeyer; Alan Rosenberg - Mad Bomber; Sherman Hemsley - Mr. Buttersworth; Yulis Ruval - Beautiful Blonde; Richard Erdman - Attorney; Brooke Bundy - Mrs. Polk; Gloria Le Roy - Grandma Polk; Joe Dorsey - Captain; Leslie Huntly - Allison; Fran Ryan - Fainting Lady; Paul Barselou - Dr. Mackie; Earl Boen - Mr. Adams; Anita Dangler - Dowager; Pilar del Rey - Sarah Stromboli; Conrad Dunn - Referee; Paddi Edwards - Older Woman; Paul Eiding - Cab Driver; Richard Lineback - Sgt. Striker; Linda Lutz - Laughing Woman; Ruth Manning - Nurse; Mark Neely - FAA Inspector; Felix Nelson - Judge; John O'Leary - Older Man; Lela Rochon - School Instructor; Ron Ross - Stanley Peterson; Casey Sander - Dudley; Viola Kates Stimpson - Blind Lady; Barbara Whinnery - Gushy Woman; Theodore Wilson - Probation Officer; John Allen - Bubba Brock; William O'Connell; Sam Stept - Navigator; Marie Denn - Ladin in Elevator; Tom Ashworth; Rowena Balos - "Hip" Woman; Phyllis Cowan - Girl at Party; Suzanne Dunn; William Erwin - Orchestra Conductor; Larry Grennan - Kent; Bert Hinchman - "Hip" Man; Timothy Hoskins - Boy; Carole Kean; J. Andrew Kuehn - Man at Elevator; Priscilla Linn - Stewardess; Lenora Logan - School Instructor; Justin Lord - Co-Pilot; Cathleen MacIntosh - Woman in Plane; Kathleen O'Haco - Masked Marvel; Alexandra Rodzianko - Student; Toni Sawyer - Mrs. Adams; Hartley Silver - Man in Plane; Count Billy Varga - Flight Manager; Lenore Woodward - Poodle Lady; Melissa Skoff; Paul Bradley - Butler
Credit
Don McFarlane - Associate Producer, Melissa Skoff - Casting, Jerry A. Baerwitz - Co-producer, Mike Kane - Co-producer, Wayne A. Finkelman - Costume Designer, Bill Scott - First Assistant Director, Ken Blancato - Director, Lou Lombardo - Editor, Kenneth C. Paonessa - Editor, Robert Folk - Composer (Music Score), Ken Blancato - Songwriter, Robert Folk - Songwriter, Mark Gibbons - Songwriter, Huey Smith - Songwriter, Jerry Winn - Songwriter, Bari Dreiband-Burman - Makeup, Christina Smith - Makeup, Jerry A. Baerwitz - Production Designer, John Loggia - Production Designer, Daniel Lomino - Production Designer, Fred Koenekamp - Cinematographer, Jerry A. Baerwitz - Production Manager, Phil Feldman - Producer, Sue Lomino - Set Designer, Robert Zilliox - Set Designer, John Stirber - Special Effects, Jimmy Lynn Davis - Stunts, Ken Blancato - Screenwriter
When frat boys Philo (Cullen) and George (Most) fail at becoming pilots, the duo decides to join Weidermeyer Academy, one of top stewardess schools in the country. During training, the guys encounter a group of misfits who run the gamut of quirkiness. The group end up bonding and they're all sent to the seedy Stromboli Airlines for their final test.
During the cross country flight, which is filled with blind passengers, the group encounters a Mad Bomber (Rosenberg) who intends to blow up the plane. After the pilots get gassed by the bomber, it's up to the students to save the day.
