Pilot
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| The celebrity guests were Clive Anderson, Phil Nichol, Kirsten O'Brien and John Thomson, all of whom also played in a group scene at the end of the show. Backstage interviews with each guest after their scene were conducted by Olivia Lee. However, in the series no such interviews take place. |
Episode 1: 12 January 2008
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| Guest star |
Scenario |
Total viewers |
Audience share |
| Hamish Blake |
Car mechanic returning home to be confronted by his multiple wives. |
2.9m[4] |
12%[4] |
| Fern Britton |
Medium attempting to contact the dead. |
| Ben Miller |
Star Trek-like spaceship captain returning to his ship. |
| John Thomson |
A Member of Parliament appearing on a chat show discussing his last year in politics. |
| Warm Ups |
Jockeys talking at a stewards enquiry / People at a Dating service |
| Paul Merton |
A secret agent returning to headquarters after a mission in Geneva. |
| Group scene |
Four nuns discussing what they will give up for lent and praying to God. |
Episode 2: 19 January 2008
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| Clive Anderson |
A flight Wing Commander discussing an upcoming bombing mission with his fellow pilots. |
2.7m[5] |
12%[5] |
| Hamish Blake |
A recently deceased tennis player trying to talk his way into heaven. |
| Sally Lindsay |
A shopaholic confronted by her husband about her huge credit card bills. |
| Michael McIntyre |
The captain of a cruise liner confronted by angry passengers. |
| Warm Ups |
News readers discussing the Stock Market / Being questioned at a police station for speeding |
| Paul Merton |
A butler discussing his job performance with his upper-class employees. |
| Group scene |
Four fast-food outlet staff members in a team meeting. Clive couldn't fit through the door, due to a burger costume he was wearing |
Episode 3: 26 January 2008
|
| Marcus Brigstocke |
A surgeon examining a seizure patient |
1.9m[6] |
10%[6] |
| Lee Mack |
A bronze-medalist Olympic athlete visiting a class of schoolchildren |
| Jennie McAlpine |
A 19th Century daughter meeting with an upper-class gentleman |
| Phil Nichol |
An estranged cowboy returning to the local tavern |
| Warm Ups |
A dentist working on a child patient with his mother / An employee having discussion with boss |
| Paul Merton |
A clown who had given a bad performance in the circus |
| Group scene |
Four criminals planning to steal a priceless painting from a castle |
Episode 4: 2 February 2008
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| James Corden |
A morning radio show host with issues |
2.3m[7] |
11%[7] |
| Vernon Kay |
A dog whisperer instructing a class of owners |
| Phil Nichol |
A scientist on a children's television show |
| Kirsten O'Brien |
A girl who threw a party while her parents were away |
| Warm Ups |
TV chef being interviewed / Nursery school teacher being questioned by inspector |
| Paul Merton |
A golf-playing husband at marriage counseling |
| Group scene |
A bobsleigh team debrief |
Episode 5: 9 February 2008
|
| Rufus Hound |
A joyrider who has just crashed into someone's living room |
1.9m[8] |
10%[8] |
| Lee Mack |
Police inspector discussing a serial killer |
| Richard Wilson |
A toff on a picnic |
| Claudia Winkleman |
A boarding school girl having a chat with her headmistress |
| Warm Ups |
Cheese Waiters / Owners of a Nursing Home in a Documentary Interview |
| Paul Merton |
Team leader in a snow expedition |
| Group scene |
All are obese and discussing their weight gains at a group meeting |
Episode 6: 16 February 2008
|
| Guest star |
Scenario |
| Marcus Brigstocke |
A cricketer speaking at a press conference |
| Steve Furst |
A student being confronted by angry housemates. |
| Rufus Hound |
A newly-wed on a honeymoon at a caravan park. |
| John Thomson |
A Roman general reporting to the Emperor. |
| Warm Ups |
Negotiating with a suicidal man / Visiting their Dying Grandfather. |
| Paul Merton |
An upper-class gentleman on-board the Titanic. |
| Group scene |
A super hero meeting. |
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