Mascara and Monsters: The Best of Alice Cooper

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Mascara and Monsters: The Best of Alice Cooper
Compilation album by Alice Cooper
Released	2001
Recorded	1970-1989
Genre	Rock, hard rock, heavy metal
Length	76:44
Label	Rhino
Producer	Varies
Alice Cooper chronology
Brutal Planet (2000) Mascara and Monsters: The Best of Alice Cooper (2001) Dragontown (2001)

Mascara and Monsters: The Best of Alice Cooper is a compilation album by rock singer, Alice Cooper, released by Warner Archives/Rhino in 2001 in the US only. Its worldwide companion release is The Definitive Alice Cooper compilation album, which has a slightly different tracklisting and different packaging.

This release is largely seen by fans as an updated version of Alice Cooper's 1974 compilation, Alice Cooper's Greatest Hits, as all 12 remixed tracks on that release are featured here in their original Album or Single versions. The compilation is not so much a full career "best of" but more of a Singles and B-sides collection from 1970 up to 1989, ending with his last big hit, "Poison".
The album cover features a mascara-eyed Cooper in the mid-70's looking at his monsterous alter-ego.

Track listing

1. "I'm Eighteen" - (Originally from Love It to Death) – 3:00
2. "Is It My Body" - (Originally from Love It to Death) – 2:39
3. "Desperado" - (Originally from Killer) – 3:26
4. "Under My Wheels" - (Originally from Killer) – 2:48
5. "Be My Lover" - (Originally from Killer) – 3:22
6. "School's Out" (Single Version) - (Original version on School's Out) – 3:29
7. "Elected" (Single Version) - (Original version from Billion Dollar Babies) – 4:08
8. "Hello, Hooray" (Single Version) - (Original version on Billion Dollar Babies) – 4:18
9. "Generation Landslide" - (Originally from Billion Dollar Babies) – 4:31
10. "No More Mr. Nice Guy" - (Originally from Billion Dollar Babies) – 3:07
11. "Billion Dollar Babies" - (Originally from Billion Dollar Babies) – 3:42
12. "Teenage Lament '74" - (Originally from Muscle of Love) – 3:52
13. "Muscle of Love" - (Originally from Muscle of Love) – 3:45
14. "Only Women Bleed" (Single Version) - (Original version on Welcome to My Nightmare) – 3:30
15. "Department of Youth" - (Originally from Welcome to My Nightmare) – 3:20
16. "Welcome to My Nightmare" (Single Version) - (Original version on Welcome to My Nightmare) – 5:16
17. "I Never Cry" - (Originally from Alice Cooper Goes to Hell) – 3:44
18. "You and Me" (Single Version) - (Original version on Lace and Whiskey) – 3:25
19. "How You Gonna See Me Now" - (Originally from From the Inside) – 3:55
20. "From the Inside" (Single Version) - (Original version on From the Inside) – 3:31
21. "Clones (We're All)" (Single Version) - (Original version on Flush the Fashion) – 2:53
22. "Poison" - (Originally from Trash) – 4:30