["Where the advertising time costs","Start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats","Become a glass of animal juice\"","Then the guy pulls out a huge knife","Then they join arms and do this Irish folk dance","Stop being such a selfish piece of snot","It's really a wonderful commercial","Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood","And cut off all your limbs\"","","Are ya hot as anything?","During the Super Bowl, maybe","","Hey, blend yourself, process yourself","Did I mention they're both dressed in green?","\"Give of yourself","There's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I think","And now, back to our program\"","Or soap or something","And stab yourself in the eye\"","And cuts off his first two fingers","\"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?","While taking turns dismembering each other","Are ya hot as anything?","","Offer them a cool refreshing glass of yourself\"","Hey, get away from summer","And hands them to the woman","Whistling one of those Irish jigs","And hands her the knife","It's just a pink puree of blood","But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV","And somehow catches them","Then they jump into the mouths of the singing heads","So what about that?","","They, they both sing this song together","\"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?","\"Manly yes, but I like it too\"","Then he stabs himself in the eye","And a woman walks up and says","","Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi","","Then all of the body parts","A million dollars for a half a minute","","The kind of commercial you'd see","\"Haven't you had enough","Are ya hot as anything?","\"Are ya icky? Are ya sticky?","Of fruit juices and vegetable juices?","So now all the body parts are lying in a heap","","I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped","But it's still singing somehow","It looks like the two of them have been through a juicer","A million dollars a half a minute","But the heads are still singing","Or a food processor or a blender or something","","In what's left of his left hand","It's very beautiful music that's playing","","","An Irish guy walking through a field of green","But then they just slip right back out","And swam through a river of snot","And the background singers sound","Wow, imagine that","Through the severed necks and keep bopping about","Bone and flesh in a big bucket","","","Hey, cut off two of your fingers","","Next time company comes over","Anyway, by the end of it","And she stabs herself in the eye, okay? Okay?","Just like the Clancy brothers","This was a commercial for deodorant, I think","Okay? Okay? Okay","Spectacular, it must of cost a fortune to make"]
Performed by: King Missile Written by: John S Hall; Roger Murdock; Dave Rick; Chris Xefos
Credits: Hall, John S (Songwriter); Murdock, Roger (Songwriter); Rick, Dave (Songwriter); Xefos, Chris (Songwriter); MISC. MISSAL MUSIC (Publisher); ROGER MURDOCK PUBLISHING DESIGNEE (Publisher); WARNER-TAMERLANE PUBLISHING CORP (Publisher); WB MUSIC CORP. (Publisher)