The Silence of the Hams
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- Genre: Comedy
- Movie Type: Crime Comedy, Parody/Spoof
- Director: Ezio Greggio
- Main Cast: Dom DeLuise, Ezio Greggio, Billy Zane, Joanna Pacula, Charlene Tilton, Martin Balsam
- Release Year: 1994
- Country: IT/US
- Run Time: 81 minutes
- MPAA Rating: R
Plot
In the tradition of Mel Brooks, this Italian comedy offers an episodic parody of classic thrillers and horror movies. Film includes cameos from several stars including Mel Brooks, John Astin, Larry Storch, Phyllis Diller, John Carpenter, and John Landis. The story begins as director Ezio Greggio is being stabbed ala Psycho in his shower. Before he dies he recaps the events leading to his deaths. The scene was L.A. and FBI rookie Jo Dee Fostar has been assigned to interview psycho inmate Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza. Meanwhile Fostar's girlfriend swipes $400,000 bucks from her boss and ends up hiding in the Cemetery Hotel, run by Antonio Motel. Inspector Balsam investigates cases of dead hotel victims. ~ Sandra Brennan, All Movie GuideCast
- Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
- Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel
- Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar
- Joanna Pacula - Lily
- Charlene Tilton - Jane
- Martin Balsam - Inspector Balsam
Mel Brooks - Guest Checking Out; Stuart Pankin - Pete Putrid; John Astin - Ranger; Larry Storch - Sergeant; Bubba Smith - Olaf; Rip Taylor - Mr. Laurel; Phyllis Diller - Old Secretary; Shelley Winters - Mother; John Carpenter - Trench Coat Man; Joe Dante - Dying Man; Marshall Bell - Cross Dresser Agent; Jeff Bright - Mummy; Andre Rosey Brown - Motorcycle Cop; Lonnie Burr - Drunk; Debra Christofferson - Misery Woman; Tony Cox - Dwarf Guard; Ken Davitian - Pavarotti; David DeLuise - Policeman #1; Peter DeLuise - Checkout Guard; Shelly Desai - Trick; Eddie Deezen - Video Cameraman; Dom Irrera - Gas Station Attendant; Irwin Keyes - Guard; Lance Kinsey - First Interrogating Officer; Sal Landi - Second Agent; Linda Lutz - Housedress Woman; Jim Maniaci - Rape Culturist 1; John Roarke - George Bush; Al Ruscio - Phillip Morris; Lana Schawb - Nurse; Ray Serra - Agent Prostitute 1; Henry Silva - Police Chief; Kimber Sissons - Push-up Lady; Nedra Volz - Ranger's Wife; Wilhelm von Homburg - Maitre 'D; Jeff Weston - Agent; Rudy de Luca - Checkout Maniac; John Landis - FBI Agent; Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst - Beautiful Woman; Dan McVicar - Forensic Export; Lee Allan - Agent; John Fadule - Policeman; Manny Molina - Rape Culturist; Matteo Molinari - Bell Boy; Robert Muse - Agent Prostitute; Rino Piccolo - Ambulance Driver; Pat Rick - Bill Clinton; Lynn Shirey - Hillary Clinton; Seifullah Ziyad II - Michael Jackson






