The Spits

The Spits are a Seattle-based punk musical group. Currently, the band has released three albums, all officially self-titled but unofficially titled 1, 2, and 3, released by Nickel and Dime Records, Slovenly Recordings, and Dirtnap Records, respectively.

The band describes itself as "Punk for the People", and focuses on loud, noisy, and dirty punk rock. Band members frequently appear in costumes on stage (e.g. graduation robes, Ronald Reagan masks, or toilet paper "mummy" costumes), and focus on the dirty, low-budget sound and presentation of garage punk.

The Spits' "Bring Down" was featured in Al Partanen's skateboarding segment of the "Born Dead" skate video, as well as Darrel Mathe's section in the snowboarding video love/HATE. I H8 Pussies was featured in Andy Forgash's segment in the snowboarding video Burning Bridges as well. Their song "Remote Control" appears in Absinthe Films snowboarding video More.

Band members

• Lance Phelps — drums
• Sean Wood — guitar
• Erin Wood — bass
• Gregory Toumassian— Keyboard
• Darren Benson - Keyboard [former]
• Ernie Quintero - Keyboard [former]
• Joe from Portland - Keyboard [former]
• Nick Markel - Keyboard [former]
• Broose Young – drunken background vocals stylie
• Wayne Draves - drums [former - album #2]

Discography

Singles

  1. 19 Million A.C. 7" (Dirtnap Records, 2001, ZZZ 10)
        1. 19 Million A.C.
        2. Tease
        3. Shitty World
        4. Dumb
              ***Later released on CD w/Bonus Songs "19 Million AC EP CD"
                      ***CD Later released w/Bonus Songs on LP "19 Million AC EP CD LP"
  2. Spend The Night In A Haunted House With... The Spits 7" (Missile X Records, 2004, MX 003)
       clear green vinyl, 500 copies, released with a candy sucker for the little Trick-r-Treaters 
      
              A- Halloween Fun, Black Candles
              B- Spend The Night In A Haunted House With The Spits

Splits

  1. split 7" (Dirtnap Records, 2000, ZZZ 05)
       black-white-red sleeve, purple-marbled vinyl, 1000 pressed
       black-white-blue sleeve
        1. The Spits: Pissed Off Baby
        2. The Spits: Fire!
        3. The Briefs: (I Think) My Baby Is A Communist
        4. The Briefs: Silver Bullet
  2. split 7" (Puke Records, 2005, #009)
       red or black vinyl
        1. The Spits: Spazmotic Caress
        2. The Spits: Terrorist Attack
        3. The Triggers: No Bullshit
        4. The Triggers: Kill Your Ego

Albums

  0. Spits - "Demo" Self Released  Ltd. 200, 10, 30, 100,  ??, 5, 1111, 666,  ???
     Photo copied cover variations:
     (Monster on bike Cover) 
     (70's dude with gun) 
     (Band Cover) Signed
     (Monster holding nude girl)
     (Girl riding swamp thing)
        1. Tired and Lonely
        2. Black Kar
        3. SK8
        4. Saturday Nite
        
  1. The Spits CD (Nickel & Dime Records, 2000, N&D 001)
        1. Dropout
        2. SK8
        3. Die Die Die
        4. Black Kar
        5. Saturday Nite
        6. Remote Kontrol
        7. Tired & Lonely
        8. I H8 Pussies
        9. Suzy's Face
  2. The Spits 12"EP/CD (Slovenly Recordings, 2003, 702-36)
        1. Spit Me Out
        2. Black & Blue
        3. PCT
        4. Let Us Play Your Party
        5. Rat Face
        6. No Place To Live
        7. Bring
        8. Take Back The Alley
        9. She Don't Kare
  3. The Spits LP/CD (Dirtnap Records, 2003, ZZZ 42)
       first 100 on red vinyl
        1. Witch Hunt
        2. Space Guitar
        3. Cha Cha Love
        4. Tuff News
        5. Violence Cup
        6. Nuclear Bomb
        7. 1989
        8. Don't Shoot
        9. Greyhound Bound
       10. Fussin & Fightin (vinyl only track)
  4. 2006 European Tour LP (P.Trash Records, 2006, LIVE TRASH 001)
      *Harder to find with actual SPIT on the cover*
        1. Die Die Die
        2. Dropout
        3. Saturday Nite
        4. Take Pleasure In Someone Else's Pain
        5. What The Fuck
        6. No Monarchy
        7. Nuclear Bomb
        8. Cha Cha Love
        9. Bring
       10. Spit Me Out
       11. Witch Hunt
       12. Remote Control
  5. Returning To Their Hometown LP (Thriftstore Records, 2006, ZZZ 42)
       grey marbled vinyl
       Friday, January 6th, Kraftbrau Brewery, Kalamazoo, Michigan
        1. Caza De La Bruja
        2. Guitarra Del Espacio
        3. Amor De Cha Cha
        4. Noticias De Tuff
        5. Taza De La Violencia
        6. Bomba Nuclear
        7. Mil Novecientos Ochenta Y Nueve
        8. No Tire
        9. Limite Del Galgo
       10. Fusin' Y Un Fightin'
  6. The Spits Live Volume 1 (previously released as The Spits 2006 Tour LP with different album art)
       Self Released Vinyl; 8-track tape released by Regal Select
        1. Die Die Die
        2. Dropout
        3. Saturday Nite
        4. Take Pleasure In Someone Else's Pain
        5. What The Fuck
        6. No Monarchy
        7. Nuclear Bomb
        8. Cha Cha Love
        9. Bring
       10. Spit Me Out
       11. Witch Hunt
       12. Remote Control
  7.(or whatever)  See 19 Million AC EP CD LP in 7"s

Compilations

  1. I Was A Teenage Plasmatic, 7 Songs For Wendy O Williams 7" (Jonny Cat Records, 2001, FY*WOW)
        1. Wendy Fucking-O
  2. Dirtnap Across The Northwest CD (Dirtnap Records, 2003, ZZZ 25)
        1. Comp Song
  3. Slovenly Sampler CD (Slovenly Recordings, 2004, 702-47)
        1. Spit Me Out
        2. No Place To Live 
  4. Funhouse Comp Thing II (My Fat Ass, 2008) 
        1. Beat You Up

External links

• Dirtnap Records
• The Spits official website
• The Spits at Allmusic
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