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You're so cool that you make me dance underneath a dead dog on Wednesdays of every second week in June and October with a large collection of $10 sunglasses by my feet with a jacket full of stereotypical Asian people with unusually large tongues but licking honey out of beehives by the tip of the lake where the eels usually go to sting the ducks while they're laying eggs that will be cooked in a frying pan to be eaten by a man who's on his way to work but his car breaks down so he has to call the AAA but the AAA takes 30 minutes to get to him so he's late for work and the boss of the company isn't happy so he goes home and takes it out on his wife and kids and the kids go to school with hurt feelings and one of their friends Jacob decides to jump out of a window ninja style but gets caught by his mother who takes him home and bans his XBOX where all of his friends are and they're playing right now but then XBOX suddenly crashes and everyone beez like OOOhhhh Shiiett! Ma XBOX be down ya'll know whut am Say'n but den deyz go out n dez be lyk XBOX shiiieettt we gon go get playstations so then they all go and buy playstations and then they're playing COD all night with their lamps on but then there's a power surge and the power goes out but luckily no one died and then they all look out of their windows to see me dancing with the dead dog telling you how cool you are!
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Because we can get on with girls without pestering them with sexual jokes. We understand things!
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How did you become cool?
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Are jokes and riddles allowed on wiki.answers?
Yes -- be sure that you put them into the "Jokes and Riddles" category so people will know they're jokes or riddles.
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Finding Father's Day Jokes?
There are plenty of different places to acquire Father's Day jokes. Of course, Father's Day is coming up very soon and is only a few weeks away. Jokes can be found in books, online, and from other individuals. In fact, a person could even come up with their own jokes for the day to tell to their fathers and others. Either way, Father's Day jokes are common and simple enough to find because there are so many of them. A person that can't find any jokes must not be looking that hard for them. Obviously, people make jokes for all sorts of occasions and holidays. Father's Day is no different. Most of the jokes are light hearted and in good fun to make fathers laugh. With that in mind, these jokes are great to tell to fathers of any family. Not all of the jokes are funny though, so it's important to come up with the best ones to tell to loved ones. Otherwise, bad jokes will fall flat and result in very few laughs from anyone.
