Chuck Norris scares you?
Nope, I am Chuck Norris
No. Chuck Norris scares away fish eggs.
we hope that there will soon be a list cause death doesn't scare chuck Norris,chuck Norris scares death
He doesn't he scares his muscles into shape
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Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not rock, Rock chuck Norris'
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.
Chuck Norris is beyond the concept of living. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. As far as we can understand, we can say he is alive.
Chuck Norris does not need to chuck the wood. He can simply look at the wood, and if Chuck Norris desires, the wood will chuck itself.
You don't find Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris finds you.
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
Chuck Norris Doesn't Have Strokes, Strokes have Chuck Norris!
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. -Chuck Norris can drown fish. -Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris. -Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land. -Chuck Norris hears sign language. -Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter' -There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Only an Omnipotent, or Chuck Norris himself, can kill Chuck Norris.
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you don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you
Chuck Norris isn't saved. Nobody saves Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris. Definitely Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
The answer to the question "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris" would be "A wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris."
Did you know Chuck Norris' only weakness is Chuck Norris himself too bad there's only 1 Chuck Norris?
that is true-wait a second! chuck Norris isn't true but true is chuck Norris
Me: Whatever you do, dont say chuck norris, because chuck norris will punch you. *Chuck norris punches me twice* Me: Why'd you punch me twice? Chuck: You said it twice.
chuck Norris had the education of chcuk Norris
Chuck Norris had Ray Norris for a father.
Chuck Norris doesn't die. He is a boss. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.
chuck Norris because chuck Norris never dies
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Because you don't find Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris finds you.
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris… Read More
Maybe this will help you. If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris would win. just kidding but Chuck Norris would win.
CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!! In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal. ANSWER: Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic. Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry. Do… Read More
No, Chuck Taylors wear Chuck Norris'!
yes chuck norris is related to emilee norris
No. Guy Norris is a Manxman. He laughs at Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris is not a subscriber to Flight International and so will never know.
Reason: Cause he has a big sense of humour, and Heres a Chuck norris joke, How can Chuck norris be found, You dont find chuck norris, He Finds you
chuck Norris would win, sumperman wears chuck Norris pajamas and chuck Norris has bones made of kryptonite
It is not really possible to have as much skill as chuck Norris but the main thing Chuck Norris uses to have all the skill he has..... is chuck Norris power
chuck norris doesnt attend school, school attends chuck norris.
Chuck Norris. Hands Down Chuck Norris is a hillbilly.
Chuck Norris...because he's Chuck Norris.
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chuck Norris doesn't worship god god worships chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, no one beats Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris