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Where do you think the Bacon come from ??? If its an acting competition then Chuck loses rather sadly.

KEVIN BACON!? Can you at least come up with someone better like Bruce Lee, who could stand a chance?

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Chuck Norris has said he is a Christian, so they both win.

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Chuck Norris of course. Consider - who has to wear his pajamas to work?

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Bruce Lee can warp time and beat up Bruce Lee when he was 5 years old.

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At last, someone Chuck Norris can't defeat.

- Yoshikarter1

I'm sorry Yoshi, but I disagree, Chuck Norris would defeat Jesus with or without divine intervention.

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trick question chuck Norris is god

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Chuck Norris

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jesus

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Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman?

A no brainer.. Chuck Norris of course ;) heheh Consider - who has to wear his pajamas to work.


Is Chuck Norris stronger than Superman?

Chuck Norris because he can get cryptonite by smashing Luther's mansion and getting it, thus being able to put it on superman and killing him while weakened. In shorter words, because Chuck has no weaknesses, but superman has ONE, which can be used by Chuck.


Who would win in a fight Superman or Mike Ditka?

chuck Norris


Who Influenced Anton Van Leeuwenhoek's life?

Chuck Norris in superman undies


What is Chuck Norris like?

-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... He waits. -If Superman and Flash had a race.... Chuck Norris would win. -Kids have Superman nightlights, Superman has Chuck Norris nightlights. -Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer. -When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. -Chuck Norris CAN slam a revolving door. -Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card -Guns don't kill people Chuck Norris kills people. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. ---- -Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. -Chuck Norris won Russian Roulette, with a fully loaded gun. -Chuck Norris jumps into a lake. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris-ed. -If you Google Chuck Norris and spell it wrong there are no suggestions or Related Searches. It just says run while you still have the chance. -Chuck Norris once shot down a German Fighter Pilot by making a gun with hus fingers and saying BANG! - A rattlesnake bit Chuck Norris' leg. After 5 days of extreme pain, the snake died. - A man once questioned Chuck Norris' power. That man is now known as "The biggest mistake ever made". - A blind man steps on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris replies with "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!". The man's blindness is instantly cured, just in time to see Chuck's shoe coming at his face. - Chuck Norris' tears cure Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. - Chuck Norris does not consider it sex if the girl survives. - Chuck Norris killed a man on the North Pole...while he was at the South Pole. - Chuck Norris will never die. Death will get chucked though. Chuck Norris is the last number of Pi. - Chuck Norris is an infinite bad-ass. - The most expensive special effects scene ever was when Chuck was killed in "Way of the Dragon". The first 200 times they shot the scene, the film showed him still alive.

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Who would win in fight Superman or Chuck Norris?

CHUCK NORRIS!


Chuck Norris versus duck who wins?

Chuck Norris, of course!


Who would win Chuck Norris or Superman?

Superman


What are some funny Chuck Norris's facts?

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris


Who would win Chuck Norris or Supeman?

some kids have a superman night light superman has a chuck Norris night light


Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman?

A no brainer.. Chuck Norris of course ;) heheh Consider - who has to wear his pajamas to work.


Is Chuck Norris stronger than Superman?

Chuck Norris because he can get cryptonite by smashing Luther's mansion and getting it, thus being able to put it on superman and killing him while weakened. In shorter words, because Chuck has no weaknesses, but superman has ONE, which can be used by Chuck.


Who would win in a fight Superman or Mike Ditka?

chuck Norris


What is Eddie Murphy's net worth?

more then superman, batman , and wonderwoman combined not more then Chuck Norris , because no one beats chuck Norris


What kind of pajamas does Superman wear?

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. He wears Jack Bauer pajamas!


Who Influenced Anton Van Leeuwenhoek's life?

Chuck Norris in superman undies


What does versus stand for?

''versus'' is when to opposing figures, teams, people etc. go up against one another. and example, chuck Norris versus Bruce lee, shows that chuck Norris and Bruce lee are competing against one another. versus is typically abbreviated to "vs."