Did Anna Kreisling rescue Joe Biden?

Answer 1

In 1997 President Bill Clinton was visiting Bahrain with over 27 members of Congress. Unknown to the Secret Service across from the hotel where President Bill Clinton was staying a beautiful Iranian terrorist ASHERKAUN was bathing nude on the roof in her private Jacuzi. Without telling anyone Bill put on his swimming suit and went to see if the girl was in any danger of drowning! As he slipped into the warm water he was suddenly grabbed by some big hairy Persian guys who smelled like camel dung!! For three days the Congressmen had a drunken party and forgot about President Bill Clinton! Meanwhile poor Bill was tied up and his toe nails were being painted pink by these disgusting terrorists! Anna Kreisling the White Wolf of the Luftwaffe was told by the Secret Service that Bill had been kidnapped and taken to Teheran and that they were keeping this Top Secret!! Anna found the name of the swanky Hotel, The Persian Pussycat Palace, where they were asking him some top secret things about Arkansas!! Anna wasted no time and flew into a soccer field in her DC-3, then took her Samurai Sword and killed 88 Iranian guards! She and Bill ran for her plane as half the city of Teheran woke up and discovered Bill missing! Barely missing ACHDIMININUTJOB the Prime Minister, Anna flew Bill back to Barain before the Party ended! Hillary never found out!

Answer 2

On Christmas Day in 2009 Bill Clinton was at the Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. enjoying some Peach Pie with five gorgeous black honeys. "Say, why do white folks like to stare at airplanes?" said Bambi. At that moment Bill saw Anna Chapman, a Soviet KGB agent enter the room! She had Five huge hairy stinking Persian guys who smelled like Camel Dung with her! Then Bill saw Anna Kreisling tied up and her eyes showed fear! Suddenly Bambi and the other sisters got a whiff of the Persian guys! "Jesus, you guys smell worse than a monkey with Diareah!" said Bambi! At this one of the Persian guys farted and the fight was on!! While Bambi and her Soul Sisters beat the crap out of Persians, Bill rescued Anna Kreisling! As they rode to safety on their rented horses, Bill turned to ANNA and said, "Remember when we fought those 15 Midget Whores together in the White House! Well I found out Newt didn't send them! It was Obama!!"

Answer 3

On February 14, 2011 Anna Kreisling was attending a dinner party in Washington D.C. to honor France. At the party she met Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter and they seemed drugged with their eyes in a daze. They also repeated the same thing over and over, "Obama is the nicest, most kindest guy, he is really a great guy!!"

Quickly Anna sensed something was wrong so she had their DNA analyzed and foung out that they were Clones! After seven days she located the real Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden, they were being held captive in Havana, Cuba.

She called someone she knew she could trust and that was Bill Clinton!! Bill barely had time to get dressed when Anna showed up and hauled him aboard her DC-3. On the way to Havana she explained her plan to rescue Biden and Carter. When they landed Bill emerged from the plane smoking a big cigar and surrounded by beautiful women. He demanded to see Fidel about a big Billion dollar deal. His entire entourage was taken to the People's Pussycat Fidel Castro Hotel and Casino in downtown Havana!! The same place where they were forcing President Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden to work as Blackjack Dealers.

When Bill saw them he wept because they were losing a lot of money! He then threw his Razorbacks football and it hit Fidel's mouth in a ripping blow, his false teeth and both lips went flying in a bloody splattered mess! Anna grabbed Joe Biden and Jimmy Carter and fled the scene in a 1957 Chevy Bel-Aire! Quickly they flew out of Havana and headed for Florida where Jimmy Carter and Joe Biden and Bill Clinton headed for a Wal-Mart to pick up chicks. Anna knew they had rescued the real Presidents!!