Does anyone want any toast?

No thanks, just eaten I'm sure someone, somewhere, would love to have some toast. I'd settle for tea, myself. I pledge a toast to the toaster that toasted the toast this morning, because if the toaster didn't toast the toast this morning then you wouldn't be asking if anyone wanted toast :) "Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast." Speak for yourselves, I would love some toast, have you got any jam?