How can you become a Mindfreak?

Well if you want to be like David Blaine then that's easy just find out all these tricks on the Internet. Because that's how others discover it, But to be like Criss Angel I quite clearly do not have a clue just try it if they then still don't work you are going to have to ask Criss Angel Himself because then if you can't do it nobody else can. Like Walking through a window how could you do that? Walking on water how could you do that? Chop a Woman in half how could you do that? Going through a Armor Van how could you do that? Walking on top of water without standing on a Float how could you do that? Walking through fire how could you do that? etc... So you got more of a chance of being like David Blaine than Criss Angel. (P.S. Davids tricks are FAKE Criss Angels are totally REAL)