How did the German cockroach come to America?

it all started when indiana jones became the 1st president when the dogs tried kill everyone after the k9 revolution when indiana went on a vacation to germany he took a poo the a boy cockroach and a girl cockroach went up his pants the made magic in his back pocket when he came back to america all the baby cockroaches took over even the dogs coundnt beat them then every one died this was 43 million years ago.