How do you attract other lesbians?
Alright, this is what you have to do...
THE TOP TEN LIST OF THINGS LESBIANS LIKE:
8. Sarah Hyland (youtube it)
7. Folk Music
6. No Fro
5. BETTY WHITE
4. The lesbian call. to preform such, make a "V" with your index and middle finger over your mouth, facing the direction of the desired future lover, and with your tongue, go: lulululalalalula
3. boy underwear
2. cute dog
the best working method ive used was portrayed by "kentucky lightening", stalk your lover and sing "come to my window" by, of course, Melissa Etheridge.
Now, go getter done.
Firstly, women secrete their pheromones in urine and coating yourself in women's urine probably isn't a good way to get a guy. Secondly (though I may be wrong on this one) I think gay men, straight men, lesbians and straight women all release different pheromones, so a straight woman's pheromones mainly attract straight men, a lesbian's mainly attract other lesbians, a gay's mainly attract other gays and a straight guy's mainly attract straight women. Your…
Lesbians usually are friends with other lesbians and so they have their friends find dates for them. Or lesbians look up the local lesbian bar (or lesbian night at the gay bar) in their city and go and offer to someone cute a drink. Or lesbians take their dogs to the local dog park/dog beach and scope out the other lesbians there and make small talk with them. Or lesbians make friends with another lesbian…
Like everyone else, they want to have children, either by adoption, or by artificial insemination in which male unknown to the mother is implanted in her to make her pregnant. Just to make it clear: lesbians cannot have babies by lesbians. They can, however, acquire a baby as mentioned above and have babies with other lesbians.