How do you get bad luck on Friday the 13th?

You were awakened by a bird flying into your bedroom from your bedroom window. After you got up you stated to shave and you broke the bathroom mirror. While eating breakfast you spilt some salt. It was time to go to work, but you noticed it was raining so you opened a umbrella in the house. So you needed to get to your car and a BLACK cat crossed your path which forced you to walk under a ladder. By this time you decided it was futile to go to work so you called in and told them you couldn't come in today. You went back in the house, went to bed and locked the doors. Then a tornado came along and blew the house down. Have a NICE DAY.

The black cat gave it to you.