How do you get rid of a black eye?

sliced cucumber is the cheapest way. just rest the cucumber on your eye and replace it with a new one every 15 minutes do this a couple times you should be good. unforunately nothing makes a black eye magically disappear in a couple hours!!! take care!! btw i don't know about cucumbers but potatoes yes you chop it up then put it on your eye and it may go away in a couple of hours this tradition was used by my great grand parents and it kepps going passed on