How do you go to the bathroom when you have a big butt?

Well, in the case where your butt does not fit on the toilet bowl because it is too big, and, you have to make a bowel movement, there is one way I would do it. 1.) squat over the toilet 2.) use your hands to pry your butt cheeks open (so the waste can come out effectively) 3.) now you can push the bowel movement from your anus into the toilet (when squatting over the toilet, you may feel discomfort in your legs because you may be in the squatting position for a while) (these steps may also apply for letting the poop come out without making a mess because your butt may be big)