How do you make fake poop?

Answer 1

To make fake vomit just throw an egg in some beans and chump it up and mix it. U can throw some chicken chunks in there. but not a lot. then u can throw some left overs in there from the night before and there u have fake vomit :)

Another way of doing this is by eating anything cheweable (not candy) like cereal, bread preferably what ever you get for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Chew inside your mouth, but dont swallow. Then quickly drink some water. To add to the illusion, most foods can make the foul taste of the food make you want to vomit. Therefore it looks real. (yes, it tastes a bit disgusting. not suitable with people who are sensitive to taste)Then you can 'vomit' on your plate or in the bathroom.

Answer 2

to get the thing to make poo is to get the thing in the middle of a toilet role. the round thing with a big hole. take it and rip it atleest 3 times anywhere. so it is in 3 peaces. then wet all of it for about 3 minutes. after 3 minutes of wetting it, scrunch it all together and get some toilet paper and put your fake poo in it

Answer 3

get a bowl put penut butter mix it with syrup put a little bit of nuts in and mix it set in in the fridge for 10 min. and prank your family!

Answer # 2 - Here is the way I do it:

(you may have seen this on YouTube)

1.get a toilet paper tube and wet it until soggy.

2.rip the tube up into small bits.

3.after your done mush the bits up together into a poop shape.

Answer 4

Custard mixed with green food colouring then throw in some chopped carrots and small bits of green leaves (like cabbage)

Answer 5

the answer is: i'm not telling you!