How does marijuana make you feel?

It is honestly the best feeling ever next to sex. When you first inhale you don't feel anything, just your throat burning a little but as you take the second hit you feel your blood rush to your head a bit and you take a deep breath and and exhale and everything will seem brighter. You will feel like your smiling a lot everything if 10x funnier. Your body feels great, like your being lifted a bit. You feel lighter and friendlier. Time will seem like its going by a lot slower, but you look at the time and will be later. Everything just feels good. No stress. No nothin. Then you get the munchies and eat a shiton.

Don't do drugs ;)