How long does it take for your mom to stop yelling at you because you failed a test hopefully before Christ comes a third time?
It depends. Is your mom an Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius? She'll probably get over it soon. If she's a Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn, you might have to wait until Christ comes for the second time for your mom to stop yelling. Is she a Gemini, Libra, or Aquarius? Because if she is, she'll probably forget that you failed your test. Or she'll help you study for your next test. But if she's a Cancer, Scorpio or Pisces...I'm sorry. Christ will come for the third time before she gets over it. But, unless the two of you drank from the Fountain of Youth, you won't live that long.