How long does it take to make a toasted cheese sandwich?
About 3-7 minutes, depending upon the level of heat. If your
bread burns before your cheese melts, the heat's too high. I've
been mulling this question over, and I think it's like Einstein's
theory of relativity. Einstein explained his theory this way: If
you sit on a hot stove a minute, it seems like an hour. If you sit
next to a pretty girl an hour, it seems like a minute. I think a
grilled cheese sandwich takes a very short time if you want someone
else to do it for you. It takes a long time if you're hungry and
you have to do it yourself.