How many Arsenal supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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It takes 4. One to screw in the light bulb, and 3 to talk about how good the old bulb was.
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How many cows does it take to change a light bulb?

None because it would be udderly impossible for them to do so. None. They sleep at night and don't mind the dark. Well, maybe 2,If you get what I'm trying to say, but the bulb is way too smallfor that.

Is a light bulb a screw?

A light bulb is not a screw, but for common household bulbs, thepart that goes into a socket is indeed threaded like a screw.

How many trombone players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Eagleanswer said.... Dude , go check out comedycentral.com. Some people need To know stuff.. This is the wrong site.. __________________________________________________. Some other random said.... One to do it and three to tell him/her how they could have done it better.

How many WikiAnswers editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1. It takes one WikiAnswers user to screw in a lightbulb. If youpick a random WikiAnswers contributor, chances are they know how toscrew in a lightbulb. Plus, if they are answering questions onWikiAnswers, they have to know something about light bulbs if theyknow so much about other subjects. 2. A ( Full Answer )

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1. None. They cannot make it past the glass ceiling to reach thebulb. The patriarchy is holding them back. 2. One. They just hold up the bulb and the entire world revolvesaround them. 3. A whole bunch. It takes about: . 15 to protest the sexism that caused the old bulb to go bad . 8 to attend ( Full Answer )

Many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

6 people needed. It takes one to hold the bulb, four more to spin the table (where the one holding the bulb is standing) around, and one more to watch past the corner should the electric current (torrent) is coming. C'mon. It is a joke! This is the Greek version. (Sorry for some bad English)

Why is a light bulb a screw?

It is not always a screw, but when it is, then just so that it can be attached in the socket of the lamp.

How many electrons does it take to make a light bulb work?

Electrons are very, very tiny, so it takes a lot of them to make a light bulb work. A 60 watt incandescent light bulb used in a 120 volt circuit needs a bit more than 3 million million million electrons per second to work. A LED lamp that gives the same amount of light would need about one-tenth as ( Full Answer )

How many tomato does it take to light a bulb?

sorry don't know ; im only eleven "I know" 1 supertomato or 3,003,494,560,327,650,836,140,520,347,257,345,803,465,876,324,065,086,237,248+ lemons dressed as tomatos ; ha I'm twelve

How many aardvarks does it take to change a light bulb?

Regretfully, science has not yet advanced to a point where thisquestion can be answered with confidence. The aardvark, (genus Tubulidentata ), is a close relative ofthe elephant. There is reliable evidence for the number ofelephants required (www.lightbulbjokes.com) but it is not veryamusing: A: T ( Full Answer )

Why is a light bulb an example of a screw?

The screw part or the part that holds it in place in many cases is a screw, so in that case it could be held up as an example of a screw. I doubt however if a light bulb with a bayonet fitting could be held as an example of a screw.

How do you make a light bulb easier to screw in?

an electrician told me to try soap, like a bar of dial soap. I use the little soaps you get from hotels because they are small and free. Dont put anything that is conductive because you can really screw things up if it drips. Just rub soap around and it will help it screw in and out without causi ( Full Answer )

How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

Choose one of these and call the doctor in the morning... A) Five. One to change the light bulb and four to chant "Allah isgreat". B) None. If the bulb has broken, it is the will of Allah and itwould be blasphemy to attempt to change it. C) Four. One to change the bulb, one to check if changing l ( Full Answer )

How many volts does a light bulb take?

Light bulbs are made according to where they will be used and what voltage is generally available for that location. In a house, 120 volts is the standard, so household bulbs are designed to work with 120 volts. A car however is almost always designed to use 12 volts. Therefore, that needs 12 volts. ( Full Answer )

How many dog dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many dogs it takes to change a light bulb is a joke with a punchline that varies depending on the type of dog. For example, it only takes single Lab to change a light bulb because he is so eager to be helpful. It takes just one German Shepard to change a light bulb but he's going to want to che ( Full Answer )

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

A whole bunch. It takes: 12 to protest that they don't make enough money to change a lightbulb. 15 to get the government to do something about poor folks nothaving bulbs. 13 to complain about the bulb not being energy efficient. 6 from the local LGBT chapter to actually be involved in changingit ( Full Answer )

How many Jews does it take to put in a light bulb?

If I were to attempt typical Jewish humor, the answer would be something like this: it takes two Jews to screw in a light bulb, a husband, who screws in the light bulb, and the wife, who nags the husband about it. Seymour, you said you would replace that light bulb already, what is taking you so lon ( Full Answer )