How many Arsenal supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It takes 4. One to screw in the light bulb, and 3 to talk about how good the old bulb was.
it takes 4
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MDmakes ten times as much for the same procedure!
Monkeys do not have opposable thumbs,therefore they do not have"Precision Grip" so they can't do it.
One if you stop being afraid and do it already! . Actually it would take 1 chicken because chickens are awesome.
Just one, but it requires someone with a modicum of intelligence to remove the old one and replace it. :)
One if it is a smart mouse. . It only takes 2 to screw in a bulb, it's just a matter ofgetting in there.
None. There's not enough room inside a light bulb. . None. They prefer other men, not light bulbs.
None because it would be udderly impossible for them to do so. None. They sleep at night and don't mind the dark. Well, maybe 2,If you get what I'm trying to say, but the bulb is way too smallfor that.
3 one to screw the light bulb in and 2 to throw poo at each other
It takes 32 ducks to screw in a light bulb cause they're so darn stupid. . 2. Sook ma balls . 3. Ya gayboy . 4. Hi nix
A light bulb is not a screw, but for common household bulbs, thepart that goes into a socket is indeed threaded like a screw.
None, they're too busy to care about light. . None, since they would replace the bulb with a grenade.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to try and remember what the combination is.
probally abuut 9 or so but only using 3 fingers and turning it 3 times
Umm... 2? one to screw in in while the other consults how to do it?
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three. one to screw in the bulb and two to talk about how much better neil peart could have done it.
\n. \nNone, because they have to figure out how to tax the bulb.\n. \nI like it ,that's funny.
1. It takes one WikiAnswers user to screw in a lightbulb. If youpick a random WikiAnswers contributor, chances are they know how toscrew in a lightbulb. Plus, if they are answering questions onWikiAnswers, they have to know something about light bulbs if theyknow so much about other subjects. 2. A …handful. It takes one contributor to vandalize the old bulb.It takes one to flag the light bulb as needing replacement. Ittakes a supervisor to remove the bulb. Usually a regular user coulddo it, but the vandal broke off the light bulb, so it takes someonewith special tools to remove it. It takes another supervisor toblock the vandal. Normally, the same super who removes thevandalized bulb would do this, but in this case, the vandal brokeoff two other light bulbs in other sockets. Then a user installs abulb. Then some user realizes that the lamp doesn't match the decorof the room, so they move the lamp to another room. Another userrealizes that the new bulb is not bright enough. So they change thebulb again. A super notices this change from within the SPARTAtool, vets the bulb, and rates it as good. It is not the latest ofenergy saving bulbs, but is still a good choice. ( Full Answer )
That's a "nutty" question, but I would think probably at least three.. Another answer:. None. Because every one of those tree rats are in a tree outside of my house dropping crap all over my deck!
1. Two. One to hold the latter and one to screrw it in. 2. 11.One to hold the latter. one to screw it in and nine to spin the room
1. None. They cannot make it past the glass ceiling to reach thebulb. The patriarchy is holding them back. 2. One. They just hold up the bulb and the entire world revolvesaround them. 3. A whole bunch. It takes about: . 15 to protest the sexism that caused the old bulb to go bad . 8 to attend …a vigil for the old bulb . 12 to start a support group for blown bulb survivors . 2 to come up with a ribbon campaign for survivors of blownbulbs. . Hundreds to wear the ribbons. . 5 to get triggered because the new bulb doesn't come in pink . 1 to start a petition online for a pink bulb . 472 to sign the petition for the pink bulb . 1 to write a grant proposal for funding for the new bulb . 4 attorneys to vet the funding proposal . 3 to debate what type of bulb to get . 2 to purchase the bulb . 3 to hold the rickety ladder some man obviously made . 1 to actually replace the bulb. . 11 to hold a burial service for the old bulb . 1 to start a memorial site online for the old bulb . Hundreds to view the website ( Full Answer )
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6 people needed. It takes one to hold the bulb, four more to spin the table (where the one holding the bulb is standing) around, and one more to watch past the corner should the electric current (torrent) is coming. C'mon. It is a joke! This is the Greek version. (Sorry for some bad English)
It is called a socket or base. This keeps the bulb securely inplace and allows electricity to flow directly to the bulb.
Six. One to screw it in and five to figure out how to build one!
None. The bulb won't pay them enough. . None. The bulb is too small for them to do that. . None. They prefer to do their work in backseats and motelrooms.
Two. The electrician who lives there and the one who the wifecalls because her husband is too busy to change it.
It is not always a screw, but when it is, then just so that it can be attached in the socket of the lamp.
size of bulb/Mr. MC muffin x volts to the square root of lettuce.=no. dead rabbits. or just use a dead dog.
One professional will take 1 second to screw in a light bulb and0.5 seconds to install a bayonet cap light bulb.
Electrons are very, very tiny, so it takes a lot of them to make a light bulb work. A 60 watt incandescent light bulb used in a 120 volt circuit needs a bit more than 3 million million million electrons per second to work. A LED lamp that gives the same amount of light would need about one-tenth as …many electrons per second, so it is cheaper to use and better for the environment. ( Full Answer )
sorry don't know ; im only eleven "I know" 1 supertomato or 3,003,494,560,327,650,836,140,520,347,257,345,803,465,876,324,065,086,237,248+ lemons dressed as tomatos ; ha I'm twelve
Regretfully, science has not yet advanced to a point where thisquestion can be answered with confidence. The aardvark, (genus Tubulidentata ), is a close relative ofthe elephant. There is reliable evidence for the number ofelephants required (www.lightbulbjokes.com) but it is not veryamusing: A: T…wo, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb. A: Only one, but it has to stand on a trunk to do it. I am unaware of any current research involving aardvarks. ( Full Answer )
idk but paul Jacobs is a smelly weird person who eats rottin cheese and drinks hot goat milk. haha
The screw part or the part that holds it in place in many cases is a screw, so in that case it could be held up as an example of a screw. I doubt however if a light bulb with a bayonet fitting could be held as an example of a screw.
an electrician told me to try soap, like a bar of dial soap. I use the little soaps you get from hotels because they are small and free. Dont put anything that is conductive because you can really screw things up if it drips. Just rub soap around and it will help it screw in and out without causi…ng problems. ( Full Answer )
it Will take 1 or 2 becuse a light bull might be small rember think smart
three hundred and fifteen. I am a Harvard professor and ran a test five minutes ago. The boogers must be red or it doesn't work.
Choose one of these and call the doctor in the morning... A) Five. One to change the light bulb and four to chant "Allah isgreat". B) None. If the bulb has broken, it is the will of Allah and itwould be blasphemy to attempt to change it. C) Four. One to change the bulb, one to check if changing l…ightbulbs is legal in the Quran, one to blow up the person who changedit and one to protest that Islam stands for peaceful change oflight bulbs. ( Full Answer )
Light bulbs are made according to where they will be used and what voltage is generally available for that location. In a house, 120 volts is the standard, so household bulbs are designed to work with 120 volts. A car however is almost always designed to use 12 volts. Therefore, that needs 12 volts.… There are other more odd applications that require 24 v. ,36 v. , 5 v. etc. Bottom line, use a bulb that matches what ever it is in and it will light. ( Full Answer )
! It depends on how fast you want them to do it. but I would say 2 squirrels
who knows in my book it only takes 1 white person to change a light so thats the answer to you question. p.s. you know this is fake right
As the name implies, support wires support the filament wire in the bulb, The filament, of course is the wire that glows white hot, giving out light
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
How many dogs it takes to change a light bulb is a joke with a punchline that varies depending on the type of dog. For example, it only takes single Lab to change a light bulb because he is so eager to be helpful. It takes just one German Shepard to change a light bulb but he's going to want to che…ck the perimeter and guard the location first. ( Full Answer )
It depends what light bulb, although for a regular light bulb it takes about 2-3.
Two, one to figure out what a light bulb is and the other on to get the rest of the squadron.
A whole bunch. It takes: 12 to protest that they don't make enough money to change a lightbulb. 15 to get the government to do something about poor folks nothaving bulbs. 13 to complain about the bulb not being energy efficient. 6 from the local LGBT chapter to actually be involved in changingit…. Two of those are making out with each other, one holds aflashlight, one holds the ladder, one actually changes the bulb,and one is nagging about everyone's safety the whole time. ( Full Answer )
If I were to attempt typical Jewish humor, the answer would be something like this: it takes two Jews to screw in a light bulb, a husband, who screws in the light bulb, and the wife, who nags the husband about it. Seymour, you said you would replace that light bulb already, what is taking you so lon…g? Are we supposed to spend out lives in the dark, stumbling over the furniture like a couple of schlemiels? ( Full Answer )
Only one, but it takes all of them to vote against Obama doingexactly the same thing. Alt: 1200 to tender for the contract and 1 to award it to hisbrother-in-law.