How many calories do you burn by licking?

Answer 1

Depending on the caloric content of the fluids of the person you are licking, you may not be burning calories at all - apparently sperm has caloric content so it would make sense that lady juices do also.

Assuming that the woman/man in question is of no caloric value, how many calories you burn will depend on the vigour of the licking and what you are doing with the rest of your body at the time.

If you are laying down to lick, expect to burn no more than 5 calories for every 30 minutes of licking.
This increases to nearly 50 calories per 30 minutes if you are capable of licking your partner whilst doing a handstand - the vertical 69, as it were.

Normal sex burns calories a lot faster, so if you're looking to lose weight through intercourse, just give your partner a ride.