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How many dogs it takes to change a light bulb is a joke with a punchline that varies depending on the type of dog. For example, it only takes single Lab to change a light bulb because he is so eager to be helpful. It takes just one German Shepard to change a light bulb but he's going to want to check the perimeter and guard the location first.
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
300: 1 to hold the lightbulb, 299 to turn the house! One to screw it in and ninety-nine to run around and bark at it.
How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none. fish dont have fingers!
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the lightbulb and four to turn the ladder.
How many fish does it take to change a light bulb?
try it.It takes 17 fish to screw in an energy saving lightbulb.
How many jacobs does it take to change a light bulb?
1000 1 to screw in the lightbulb 999 make sure he doesn't get shocked.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than one apparently!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
300: 1 to hold the lightbulb, 299 to turn the house! One to screw it in and ninety-nine to run around and bark at it.
How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none. fish dont have fingers!
What does a geophysical mathematician do?
They work out the stupid questions like how many sperm cells does it take to change a lightbulb
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the lightbulb and four to turn the ladder.
How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to screw it in and four to make a tower for the one with the lightbulb.
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one chiropractor to change a lightbulb, but it takes nine visits. And it's not covered by your insurance.
How many fish does it take to change a light bulb?
try it.It takes 17 fish to screw in an energy saving lightbulb.
How many jacobs does it take to change a light bulb?
1000 1 to screw in the lightbulb 999 make sure he doesn't get shocked.
How do you change the headlight bulb on a 1997 gmc Yukon?
Hood of the engine compartment. Take hold of the headlight lightbulb connector. Push the connector in and turn at the same time. Do the same with the lightbulb. The lightbulb will come out. Reverse the process to install the new lightbulb.
What is the best way to change a right turn signal bulb on a 1990 Corsica?
Remove the right turn signal lightbulb connector. Take hold of the lightbulb, push in and turn at the same time. The lightbulb will come out. Reverse the process to install the new lightbulb.
