How many flapjacks does it take to fill up a doghouse when you're driving down the hallway and the wings fall off your boat?

It depends if the train wheel has a nose.

If the cucumber tastes like an orange jalapeno pepper.

If you're wearing M.C Hammers 20 dollar bill.

Purple snakes don't have armpits.

The answer is "purple," because ice cream has no bones whatsoever.