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If you have a funny joke please post it?

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ok where & hey are you really a question

or just wearing a question earring B. The IRS suspected farmer Jones of cheating on his income tax so they dropped by his house unannounced to check on him. When they knocked on the door his wife said, "He's not here! He's gone for Cotton!" This happened several times and the same thing happened. His wife said, "He's gone for Cotton!" But on the next visit she said, "He died" which made them even more suspicious so they asked what cemetery he was buried in so they could "Pay their respects". When they finally found his tombstone, to their surprise it read, GONE, BUT NOT FOR COTTON!

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