Asked by Jazlyn Hoppe ChristmasSanta ClausHolidays and Traditions
Holidays and Traditions
If your childhood home had no chimney/fireplace, how did you think Santa got in?
December 22, 2019 5:36AM
Santa is a man who breaks into your house in the middle of the night (using captured and enslaved animals who pull him to EVERY HOUSE IN THE WORLD). He is covered in red, eats your food, and has a big bag for the children. He also "watches you when you're sleeping".
December 22, 2019 7:43PM
He huffed and he puffed and blew the house down. Maybe that was the wolf?
December 21, 2019 9:04AM
a pick look dUh it's unbreakable it's like a key that can fit any keyhole
December 23, 2019 5:39AM
I know for certain he comes in through the parent's bedroom window. I have him secretly taken on videotape as he exited my parent's bedroom.
December 20, 2019 6:56AM
Magic Keys, obviously. Everyone knows that. Santa had special keys that could fit/open any door.
December 26, 2019 3:12PM
Teleport. He obviously beamed down, it would take too long to keep going up and down chimneys and for those houses with electric fires.
December 24, 2019 6:36AM
Mom would stay up until he got there to let him in the front door, of course. We always worried because she fell asleep all the time! So she said he had her phone number and if she accidently fell asleep, he knew to call her so she could unlock the door. Our grandma always spent Christmas Eve at our house, and she would tease and tell up shed annoy mom so much that she couldn't sleep.
January 07, 2020 12:48AM
sorry to ruin your childhood but santa is a myth HES FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 22, 2019 11:41PM
He is magic, he can make a chimney appear. And after he is done? *poof* gone.
December 21, 2019 4:45AM
Santa is special, magical, he doesn't need chimneys and windows and doors to make children squeal with delight on Christmas morning, he would simply appear in every home where he was needed and wanted, to leave his special gifts......and, of course, have his cookies and milk!
December 27, 2019 3:20PM
if you ever watch the santa clause he goes down the little tube and opens a hole like a chimney so he will get in
December 26, 2019 6:27PM
basically he was having a tea party but the reindeers then were like "santa is too fat i cant handle his weight anymore" so they put santa on his back while he was asleep and then they flew up to the sky as fast as they can and then stopped. that made santa go outside of the milky way and then went faster-than-light-speed back to earth and exploded some house without the chimney calmly, the whole family was unimaginably confused, santa was sleeping there. and he woke up. santa said "thank u reindeers for the free ride time to give this child the one xbox x deluxe EX cards added edition" and so like that he put the present infront of the broken christmas tree and went away the end
January 08, 2020 6:09AM
my parents would leave the back door open (dispite their fear of robbery)
January 07, 2020 11:29AM
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December 21, 2019 9:31AM
Saint Nicholas was noted for being generous to kids. He would leave a present in their shoes (they left at the door, I assume). Jesus told his followers that they should wash each other's feet. The spiritual conotations of which seems to me to be that Christians should help each other have a clean walk in this world (with all its possible ways to messing things up). Clean stocking hung up to dry?
December 21, 2019 4:56AM
He had a power where he was s u c k e d in through a small crack and he then came in.
December 21, 2019 4:38AM
And, hey kids, don't let the mean, "Bah! Humbug!" Grinches here fool you and make you sad, Santa is as real as you want him to be, in your heart...
December 21, 2019 4:32AM
And laying his finger aside of his nose, and giving a nod, through the window he goes
December 20, 2019 11:53PM
Thrugh the window. He carefully took one out, came in gave the gifts, got out, placed window back, and was gone before the dog knew he was there.
December 30, 2019 7:26AM
Santa has magical powers, and is able to twitch his nose, like Bewitched and appear in your house.
December 31, 2019 8:06AM
Well, Santa is fake and he doesn't exist so how can he even come to your house when he doesn't even exist? The presents are put down under your tree by your parents at night when you are sleeping. Santa was created by Coke so their winter sales increase. How do people fall for this?
January 05, 2020 11:14PM
I thought he would come through the door, now I know that "santa is a very scary consept". I'ts like were inviting someone to come into our house.
January 05, 2020 1:28PM
my parents said he had the keys to people's houses/flats that didn't have a chimney
January 05, 2020 12:31PM
Even as a small child, I was never a "Believer". In any of them. Santa was just an extension of that crowd. No Chimney, no Santa, nothing.
January 05, 2020 3:35AM
My mom would always say that Santa has magical dust to open the door that he doesn't always need a chimney to come in.
January 05, 2020 2:21AM
santa is just fake so our parents are santa maybe (accually it isthem) santa is ###### ok?!
January 04, 2020 2:33AM
I was told he had a magial nose and when he boobed his nose it took him to the other side of the door
January 03, 2020 7:59PM
He breaks in using the nearest tool (or something magic). Breaks the door and enters the house. When leaving, he magicaly fixes the door and leaves. I remember in primary, classmates used to say he's a criminal.
January 07, 2020 12:47AM
break the door down XD XD XD XD XD XDXDXDXDXDXD
January 03, 2020 12:13AM
well i got told santa didnt come i got told that the little elv door that my mum used to put up all the time at christmas, that was were the presents came from. i.e tiny little elvs came with tiny santa sacks with orders from santa to drop the presents at our house
January 02, 2020 3:58PM
He smashes your window to pieces. That is waht happened once on Christmas to me...
December 21, 2019 9:38AM
Through hearts... Saint Nicholas was noted for being generous to children. He would leave a present in their shoes (they left at ther door, I assume). Jesus told his followers that they should wash each other feet. The spiritual conotaitons of which seem to be that Chritians should help each other have a clean walk in this world.(with all its possible ways of messsing up). You have clean stockings hung up to dry?
December 19, 2019 6:57PM
Dear kids out there lemme tell you somthing that you didnt know..... santa is not real and ur parents are the ones that get you your gifts. Parents or sombody made up the story of santa so you would behave.