Santa Claus

Is Santa Claus a ninja?

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2009-09-29 20:58:59


No. He's just a fat, jolly guy with a beard that takes toys to

kids all around the world. (Nice use of imagination though!!!)

Yes, he is

as delivering presents is what the father of choji (from the

show Naruto), Choza, does when he is not eating!

But seriously, how could a fat guy in a red suit fit in a

chimney anyway?However, ninjas are for assassination, and Jolly old

Saint Nick has been known to assassinate some mean cookies and milk

in his time!

Naruto is gay, so therefor santa is not a ninja. He wishes he

was a ninja


Yes, he definitely is

in fact, according to Ask A Ninja, he is the greatest Ninja in

Ninja history. Who can travel faster than light by flying around

the world? A Ninja. Who can be in so many places in the same time?

A Ninja. And what fat guy in a suit could reduce his body size to

fit even the smallest chimney. A Ninja. And who could sneak around

in every house without being seen? You guessed it, a Ninja. So why

is Santa Claus so fat and wears a red suit. Aren't ninja suppose to

be athletic and wear only black? Well first and foremost Santa

Claus hails from from Tokyo, Japan. Not from North pole like many

people like to believe. Over the summer Santa Claus is a Yukuzuna

sumo-wrestler star known under the name Santa No Ojisan. His real

identity is unknown cause he is a Ninja. But because wearing face

masks are against international sumo rules, he has grown a big

white beard to disguise his lower part of his face. Now to his red

suit. Actually its blood. Blood of little children that were

foolish enough sneak out of bed to see him sneak in their houses

during Christmas eve. Everyone who sees him during that time has to

die because its the code of the Ninja. The children dead bodies are

then stuffed in his big brown sack and shipped over to Iceland.

There you have it. Santa Claus is a ninja. If not the greatest and

most popular Ninja of all times

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