Is Santa Claus a ninja?
No. He's just a fat, jolly guy with a beard that takes toys to
kids all around the world. (Nice use of imagination though!!!)
Yes, he is
as delivering presents is what the father of choji (from the
show Naruto), Choza, does when he is not eating!
But seriously, how could a fat guy in a red suit fit in a
chimney anyway?However, ninjas are for assassination, and Jolly old
Saint Nick has been known to assassinate some mean cookies and milk
in his time!
Naruto is gay, so therefor santa is not a ninja. He wishes he
was a ninja
I WANT SOME CHICKEN POT PIE!
Yes, he definitely is
in fact, according to Ask A Ninja, he is the greatest Ninja in
Ninja history. Who can travel faster than light by flying around
the world? A Ninja. Who can be in so many places in the same time?
A Ninja. And what fat guy in a suit could reduce his body size to
fit even the smallest chimney. A Ninja. And who could sneak around
in every house without being seen? You guessed it, a Ninja. So why
is Santa Claus so fat and wears a red suit. Aren't ninja suppose to
be athletic and wear only black? Well first and foremost Santa
Claus hails from from Tokyo, Japan. Not from North pole like many
people like to believe. Over the summer Santa Claus is a Yukuzuna
sumo-wrestler star known under the name Santa No Ojisan. His real
identity is unknown cause he is a Ninja. But because wearing face
masks are against international sumo rules, he has grown a big
white beard to disguise his lower part of his face. Now to his red
suit. Actually its blood. Blood of little children that were
foolish enough sneak out of bed to see him sneak in their houses
during Christmas eve. Everyone who sees him during that time has to
die because its the code of the Ninja. The children dead bodies are
then stuffed in his big brown sack and shipped over to Iceland.
There you have it. Santa Claus is a ninja. If not the greatest and
most popular Ninja of all times