Is there a test to see if you are psychic?

I'm sure there is. Myself, I know of an at-home test you can take:

1. Attempt to move an object with your mind.

Go do this first, then come back.

Okay, now we know you aren't telekinetic.

2. Attempt to set a fire with your mind.

Go do this first, then come back.

Okay, now we know you aren't pyrokinetic.

3. Predict tomorrow's lottery numbers.

Go do this first, then come back tomorrow.

Okay, now we know you aren't able to see the future.

4. Concentrate and find out what color the favorite hat I have on my night stand is.

Go do this first, then come back.

Okay, now we know you aren't clairvoyant.

5. Concentrate hard, and by reading my mind, tell me my email password. You can post it on my message board.

Go do this first, then come back.

Okay, now we know you aren't telepathic.

There. That covers the main psychic abilities. Sorry you didn't have any of them. But the handy thing is that this test may be taken again, like if you need extra time to practice. And your friends can take the test, too. It works for everyone.