Knock, knock Who's there? Alpha Alpha who? Alpha Q.
ni they are so old no1 thinks they are funny anymore
It depends on what you think is funny. You might think a joke is funny but your friend does not. So it depends.
1: Knock Knock. 2:Who's there. 1:Crack 2: Crack who? 1: It wasn't a joke. Crack isn't funny - the end.
Not sure what you mean by "scientifically funny", but a joke can be both scientific, i.e. about some science topic (and perhaps even scientifically accurate), and funny.
if there playin a joke or telling a joke just pretend like its not even funny
It's called a 'knock knock' joke.
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
Dont say a sex joke cause those are just annoying to us. Give a funny joke like a dumb blonde (unless she is blonde) inside joke (these are the best) or knock-knock joke (these work good because they are easily started and will keep her engaged longed plus she will interwact with you during the joke so its fun for both of you)
Knock Knock, Who's there? Big Mac. I don't believe in Big Mac. Big Mac is a burger! Oh...can you please get out of my house?