What do you call a frog with no hind legs? Answer: Unhoppy
What happens when two frogs kiss? The get Tongue tied
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Here are some goat jokes for kids: What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean. What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat. What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? A coat. What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
What happens when two frogs kiss? The get Tongue tied
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
What do you call a famous American president in the countryside? Barack Ofarmer
A frog went to a psychic and asked about his future. She responded by saying that he'd meet a lovely lady soon who will know everything about him. He excitedly asked when he'd meet her, to which the psychic said, "next Biology class".
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
Here are some goat jokes for kids: What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean. What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat. What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? A coat. What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
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Yes. I do know jokes from a book such as What is a flea's favourite book? A. The Itch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.