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Well, once my pet chicken was being chased by a cat and it crossed the road twice without dying.
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What do you if you cross a chicken with a cat?
It would have to cross the road first.
Why did Einstein's chicken cross the road?
I believe Einstein would say: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."
Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
the iraqi chicken crossed the road to get to the farm.... wrong. I don't know why you would ask this question .
Why did nick mccarty cross the road?
to get hit by a car. SERIOUSLY, why would u ask this?
Is it illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman Georgia?
NO!, Because a chicken can not help iself so yo woul have to wait for that chicken to cross the road because then you would go to jail for road kill for a helpless animal that you killed (The Right Answer) yes!!!! it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia...If you want proof go to the following website and scroll down a little... http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/georgia?page=40
Does a banana cross the road?
chicken
How does a chicken cross the road?
By walking
How do you get the chicken to cross the road?
by teaching it to drive
Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
Know any frog cross the road jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why were roads first built?
So the chicken in the "Why did the chicken cross the road" joke would have a place to cross No, so transportation would be more easy between major cities and transporting mail would be more easy.
What is the actual funniest joke ever?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
