Whats the best riddle ever

Answer 1

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.

2. In each house lives a person of different nationality

3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

HINTS

1. The Brit lives in a red house.

2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.

3. The Dane drinks tea.

4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.

5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.

6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.

9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.

11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.

13. The German smokes Prince.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Answer 2

Q.

There was 289 people on a airplane to Australia they had a few problems in the engine and they crashed every single person died but yet there were still survivors who were the survivors?

A.

All the married people.

or...

Q.

There was an old lady at a restaurant, ordered and they waiter pulled a gun out and the old lady thanked him and left, why did the old lady thank him?

A.

Because she had the hiccups!

OR...

THIS ONE IS THE BEST...

P.S THIS IS A LONG ONE!!

once there was a man named bob in a hotel. he heard a noise and went down to the main desk.

"What was that noise?" he asked the man (named Joe) standing there.

"I cant tell you your not a Monk, and to become one you must take 3 years of Monk school." said joe

so bob took 3 years of monk school and came back to the hotel.

"What was that noise?" Bob asked

"first you have to go thru a stone door using a stone key.

So bob found a stone key, opened the stone door, and went down the stone stairs.

there was a METAL door next so bob went back up the stone stairs and found the METAL key then went back down the stone stairs and opened the Metal door and went down the METAL stairs.

there was a GOLD door next so bob went back up the metal and stone stairs and found the GOLD key then went back down the stone and metal stairs and opened the door and went down the GOLD steps.

there was a WOOD door next so bob went back up the gold, metal and stone stairs and found the WOOD key then went back down the stairs and opened the WOOD door and went down the WOOD steps .

there was a RUBBER BOUNCY door next so bob went back up the wood, gold, metal and stone stairs and found the RUBBER BOUNCY key then went back down the stairs and opened the RUBBER BOUNCY door and bounced with difficulty down the RUBBER BOUNCY steps.

Then Bob found the Noise.

(Naturally, the person you are telling this to is going to ask, "What was/is the noise?" You then say, I can't tell you, your not a monk!"

Answer 3

What has seven letters, has overcome God, is more greater than God, is more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, rich people want it, and if you eat it you will die?

ANSWER: Nothing!

Answer 4

So theres a barrel you add something in it and it becomes lighter, What did you add to make the barrel lighter?

You add Holes

Answer 5

Sally sold sea shells by the shining sea shore. How many s's it?

NoNeThErEaReNoS'sInIt