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A few funny jokes are:
What do you call a girl lawyer?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Knock Knock.
Who's there? ADHD kid.
ADHD kid who?
Oh, hey, wanna go ride bikes?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow- MOO!"
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What is a really funny joke?

1. What is brown and sticky? A STICK 2. A duck walks into a bar and says, "You got any grapes?" Thebartender says, "No, we don't serve food here." So the duck leaves.The next day, the duck comes back, and says, "You got any grapes?"Bartender says, "No! Go away!" Next night, the duck comes back ands ( Full Answer )

What are some funny school jokes?

Question: What do you use when you have to use the toilet whiletaking a test? Answer: A #2 pencil. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria! TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? FRANK: Because of the s ( Full Answer )

Is this joke funny?

How is wastewater treated from the bathroom and kitchen is treatedbefore discharged into the sea? Answer: Because it is dischargedinto the sea. It's sardonic humor.good

What is the most funny joke?

Hmmmm... Well, here's mine: Guy 1: What's that? *points at something in the distance, a bird* Guy 2: That's what she said. Guy 1: Well, I can't tell it's so small. Guy 2: ... That's what she said... Guy 1: Ok please stop. Guy 2: That's what she said. Guy 1: This is stupid. Guy 2: Th ( Full Answer )

Are jokes funny?

Jokes do not have to be funny. But if they are not funny, they are not really jokes! There are bad jokes and there are good jokes. Good jokes are better. Bad jokes can be embarrassing........It would be interesting if someone could tell us what makes something funny, but there not be an answer to th ( Full Answer )

What is a funny blonde joke?

There is a pregnant woman, a fairy princess, and a smart blonde inan elevator. They see a penny on the floor. Who picks it up? Answer: The pregnant woman because fairy princesses and smartblondes don't exist!

What is funny about dirty jokes?

Some people think it is funny but not for some some people that like dirty jokes are the one who say swear words and have the dirty stuff with females su dont get intrasted in those jokes

How do you tell funny jokes?

1. it's all about delivering the punch line. 2. if no one gets it then be quiet and wait for it - giving them time to laugh almost always works, while trying to explain the joke after saying it, kills it. 3. if you think the person might not get what you're saying, explain the terms you're gon ( Full Answer )

Short funny jokes?

What is brown and sticky.................a stick. What is black and white and red/read all over............................a newspaper

Tell a funny joke?

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh,that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to therear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next toher: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go upthere and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey ( Full Answer )

What are funny jokes called?

Funny jokes. Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!

What are some funny clean jokes?

Two muffins are baking in a tin. One turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here or jut me, the other replies "Ahhh A talking muffin" Neutron and a proton order a drink at a bar. The bartender says to them "For the proton is 5$, for the neutron its no charge." Tiger is looking for pooh so whe ( Full Answer )

Funny yo momma jokes?

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow. i cant believe itss not butter!!!! you mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it

Why are jokes about pollacks considered funny?

Personally, I don't find Pollack jokes so funny and prefer the American jokes that Pollacks tell much more. Here are some of my favorites.. "Hey Yorvick, how many Americans it take to put in light bulb?' "How many, Pavel?' "One!". Ha, Ha, Ha, hee, hee, hee, ho, ho, ho, guffaw, guffaw, guffaw, Ha, ( Full Answer )

What are some funny fruit jokes?

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? knock knock whos there? orange orange who knock knock whos there? banana banana who? orange ya glad i didnt say banana!

What are some funny jokes?

What do you call men in a car? Answer: Carmen! Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? A: He was looking for Pooh! Two dragons walk into a bar; one says, "God, it's hot in here" andthe other replied, "Shut your mouth." Three guys are in a helicopter flying over an ocean. A Japaneseguy, a Spanish ( Full Answer )

If you have a funny joke please post it?

ok where. & hey are you really a question or just wearing a question earring. B. The IRS suspected farmer Jones of cheating on his income tax so. they dropped by his house unannounced to check on him. When they knocked on. the door his wife said, "He's not here! He's gone for Cotton!". This h ( Full Answer )

What is a funny Naruto joke?

Sasuke Uchiha sat on a wall. Sasuke uchiha had a great fall. All of the ninja, the ladies and men, said; "Let's build it higher! And push him again!"

Who has a funny joke?

Whenever they say a word say your mum quickly. do this a lot and you will enjoy it. Also whenever they say a word you can say "who" then "what" then "when" then "where" and keep repeating order. Trust me this is entertaining.

Are black people jokes funny?

It all depends on who you are and what you think. I personally don't think they are funny, but some find them humorous.

What are some short funny jokes?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because roads weren't invented yet. Husband: Your A b c d e f g h i j k Wife: What does that mean? Husband: A, you are Awesome. B, you are Beautiful. C, you are Cute. D, you are Delightful. E, you are Excellent. F, you are Fabulous. G, you are great. ( Full Answer )

How to tell if the jokes i write are funny?

you can know if your jokes are funny maybe by taking a serve or telling them to people and telling them after the joke that u invented the joke and tell them to give u a rating from 1 to 5 :) hope it helped :) -Afro Adri :)

What joke is so funny it can kill you?

dont know.... last person who heard it ... died of laughter :):):):):):):) what do you call a sleep walking nun???? A: a Roamin catholic :):):)

Anyone know of a funny joke?

hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now hes a bronzefish. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing he just waved. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny. How did the two fleas get home? They took a dog. Why did a person run towards there bed? He waned to catch up on his ( Full Answer )

Are jokes supposed to be funny?

Jokes in general are intended to be funny to all involved inknowing it. However a "practical joke" is not funny as the subject/recipient ofthe practical joke can be either hurt, embarrassed, or suffer somekind of loss while those perpetrating or observing the jokeconsider it to be a laughing matter. ( Full Answer )

Funny jokes that will get a guy to like you?

First off, you not only want to be funny.....you need to be clever and witty. So, no dirty jokes or riddles. Here's a couple of quips that will make him think, and then (if he gets it) make him chuckle. Now timing and delivery is key here, so you will need to save these for when the moment is rig ( Full Answer )

Some jokes that are really funny?

Once there was a guy who was sitting on the beach and he decided he wanted to dig in the sand. He found a lamp and it was kind of dirty, so as he was dusting and rubbing the sand off, a genie popped out of the lamp. He said, "Hello! I will grant you 3 wishes!" and so first, the guy asked "I would li ( Full Answer )

What are funny chemistry jokes?

I'd make a chemistry joke here, but all the good ones argon... Q: Why do are helium, curium and barium called the medical elements? A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! Two chemists visit a restaurant. The first chemist says, "I'll have H 2 O." The second chemist says, "I'll ( Full Answer )

What is a funny dumb blounde joke?

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde ( Full Answer )

What are some funny dog jokes?

Did you here about the dog that had babies on the sidewalk? Well she was taken to jail for littering.

What is the funnies joke ever?

1)One day, there was a hail storm so a man ran into a hotel asking for a room. So the assistant says that there is only one room and it's haunted. So the man says I'll take the room. When he got to his room he heard "I got you, now I'll eat you." Then the man ran out of the room and died from a hear ( Full Answer )

What are some hard and funny jokes?

well here are a few.... why did the chicken cross the road... to prove to the possums it could be done. why did the blond nurse take a red marker to work... so she could draw blood.

Why are joke books not funny?

Joke books are never funny because they trick you into thinking that the book is funny when it actually isn't. Just so you can buy it and they can get mega bucks for doing nothing.

What to do if a joke is too funny?

then you laugh ur head off and then you cough and turn around and try and cool off but just dont go OUT OF ORDER LIKE HAHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA just try and keep ur cool

Why are jokes funny?

well..the jokes could very, but if there's different reasons why jokes could be considered funny because well, SARCASM would be one reason and well i would agree, there are some pretty retarted jokes around, but eh... if they truly make you laugh, they would be considered funny. While MOST MOST MO ( Full Answer )

What are funny jokes about the?

funny jokes are all about the laughter taking the mickey out of an animal or an human or even just a simple object jokes can be a great thing as long as their funny jokes have been going around for years and years and only the oldest and sometimes newest ones can be the funniest.

What are some funny jokes about the Aztecs?

A joke about the Aztecs that is short and sweet goes like this:"The Aztecs predicted the 2012 Apocalypse? That's funny, becausethey sure didn't see the Spanish coming."

What are some funny science jokes?

1) Two atoms were walking down the street. Atom 1 bumps into atom 2. Atom 2: Oh no! I think I've lost an electron! Atom 1: Are you sure? Atom 2: I'M POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! 2) What goes across the periodic table? -The periodic tablecloth :) 3) Did you hear about the chemists un potty-trained puppy? ( Full Answer )

What are some funny cow jokes?

a cow has no fornt legs and is therefore lean beef; a cow who has just given birth is decalfinated; milking stools only have three legs because the cow has the udder one

What is a funny two paragraph joke?

A friend asked me what the name was of that Irishman who slept all summer in the back yard. I said, "Oh, I know him well. His name is Paddy O'Furniture."

What are some funny jokes about school?

Here are some Funny school jokes Staring: Brad and Jill Teacher: Jill, I've had to send you to the principal's office every day this week! What do you have to say for yourself? Jill: TGIF Principal: Brad, did you really call your teacher a meanie? Brad: Yes. Principal: And is it true ( Full Answer )

What are some common funny jokes?

Knock Knock jokes are some of the most common funny jokes. For instance, knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting cow who? Only during this part, the other person interrupts the person asking interrupting cow who?

Funny funny jokes laugh out loud?

What you call a black people going down a slide?a) a oilspill . If you put black people on a stiick ?a) a cooncabob . How do chinese people name their kids?a) by thoughing dishes at the wall and what every sound it make, that's its name

What a funny joke about a trombone?

Here's one: how do you find a trombone player's kid at theplayground? He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can'tswing.

What is a funny joke for students?

Student: Teacher! Teacher: Yes? Student: Would you punish me for something that I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: I didn't do my homework.