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ahaha, the best i have are:
the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word
ahah and...
is that a ladder up ur skirt or is that the gateway to heaven??
to get more, go on YouTube and type in Shane dawson, he has a video with a couple of good ones
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∙ 12y ago
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∙ 12y agoTV shop
A blonde walks into a eletcronics shop and says can I have the tv behind the counter please?
The man says no sorry we don't serve blondes in here..
The lady gave a long sigh and went into a hairdressers and got her hair dyed brown.
She went back in to the other shop and asked the man again can I have the tv behind the counter?
The man replied no again and said sorry we don't serven blondes in here.
The lady then says look I'm not blonde while shaking a bit of her brown hair.
The man at the counter says... you are blonde !!.. that's not a tv its a microwave.
Falling
If a blonde and a brunette were about to jump of a cliff
who would hit the ground first?
Easy..!! the brunettte.. the blonde would stop and ask for directions.
Hair
Two girls are walking down the street and see a boy with green hair.
they ask him why its green and he replys because i dyed it..
the walk on and see a girl with green hair and ask her the same question.. she also replys because i dyed it..
they walk on and see another boy with green hair and ask him the same question..
he simply wipes his nose upwards till his hand it at his hair and says I don't know..
Suicide
how do you get a blonde to commit suicide?
put her in a circular room with a gun and tell her to find a corner!
Train tracks
A blonde passed by two brunettes. they were standing on a train track yelling, "42, 42,
42!" the blonde asked, "can i join you?" they brunettes said "sure" so they were all
yelling "42 42 42" then a train started to come. all the brunettes stepped backward,
and the blonde stayed on the track yelling "42 42 42!" so the train hit her. Then the brunettes started yelling, "43 43 43
heaven3 women had just died a red head and brunette and a blonde, an angle said to them at the gates of heaven, now I'll let you in if you can hear one 100 of my jokes without laughing. The three women repiled yea ok sure, so the angel told 10 jokes and the brunette laughed and went to hell, then the angel told 50 jokes and the red head laughed and went to hell, on the 99th joke the blonde laughed and went to hell, before she went the angel asked why did you laugh you where about to make it, the blonde replied with, oh I just got the first one!
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∙ 14y agowhat 4 leter sport starts with a T
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three workmen had been working on a building for a while and every lunch brake they went and sat out on beam, the red head said ehh every day for lunch i always have a tuna sandwhich if have a tuna sandwhich one more time im going to jump off this beam! the other agreed with him they to always got tuna sandwhiches, so the next day on the workers lunch brake they all got tuna sandwhiches and all three jumped, at the seromony the first two wifes cried and said oh why didnt i make him a pp&j or a cheese sandwhich then he would still be alive, the blond mans wife said i dont under stand, he makes hes own lunch!
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∙ 13y agoA good joke is a joke that more people like it then don't, a bad joke is the other way around, if you need some jokes try this sight, it even has a voting section that tells you how many people liked it and how many people didn't
"LOL.com"
- "Awsomer then You"
PS i go to that web sight all the time when I'm bored
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∙ 15y agoWhat did the detective mummy say to the skeleton?
Well, that about wraps it up! What did the detective mummy say to the skeleton?
Well, that about wraps it up!
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∙ 9y agoWHY DID THE TOILET PAPER ROLL DOWN THE HILL?
TO GET TO THE BOTTOM!
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∙ 13y agowhy was the onion crying
because he was in a pickle
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∙ 10y agoNoknok how os ther Kennedy Kennedy how kennedy wind you beter let me in
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∙ 14y agoQ. what is a deer with no eyes?
A.No i deer!
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