What are some Father's Day jokes?
Some Father's Day jokes are:
- My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
- You can tell it's almost Father's Day. The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. ~Bill Cosby
- If you think about it, Jesus had more trouble than any of the rest of us buying his Father a gift for Father's Day. I mean, what do you get somebody who's Everything?