What are some funny but mature jokes?

QUESTION: What is the least races animal?


ANSWER: The Panda. Why? Because, it's Asian, black, and white!

Chocolate Ice Cream(i don't take credit for this one, my friend told me :)
LADY: can i have some chocolate ice cream?

VENDOR: were all out. sorry.

LADY: oh then ill have some chocolate ice cream.

VENDOR: um did you hear me? were ALL OUT!

LADY: oh in that case ill have some chocolate ice cream.

VENDOR: ok. spell van, as in vanilla.

LADY: v-a-n.

VENDOR: good. now spell straw, as in strawberry.

LADY: s-t-r-a-w.

VENDOR: good! now spell f***, as in chocolate.

LADY: but there is no F*** in chocolate!

VENDOR: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!!!