What are some green jokes?

Q: Why did the Martian not get hired for the job?
A: The boss thought that the Martian was too "green" for the job.

Q: How do you deal with unruly Green kids?
A: Put them in lime-out.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?
A: A fuel injected pickle.


If you mean "green" as in environmentalism, here are some:

Q: What pickup line did the environmentalist use with the woman in the SUV?
A: Turning off your engine gets my motor running.

Q: How do Prius owners drive?
A: They drive with one hand on the wheel, and the other patting themselves on the back.

Q: How do you know you are a bad recycler?
A: You give the recycle bins to your kids to use as sleds.

Q: How do oil companies deal with with tanker spills?
A: Slick lawyers.

Q: What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?
A: Arrested!
Q: Why did the Martian not get hired for the job?
A: The boss thought that the Martian was too "green" for the job.

Q: How do you deal with unruly Green kids?
A: Put them in lime-out.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley.

Q: What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?
A: A fuel injected pickle.


If you mean "green" as in environmentalism, here are some:

Q: What pickup line did the environmentalist use with the woman in the SUV?
A: Turning off your engine gets my motor running.

Q: How do Prius owners drive?
A: They drive with one hand on the wheel, and the other patting themselves on the back.

Q: How do you know you are a bad recycler?
A: You give the recycle bins to your kids to use as sleds.

Q: How do oil companies deal with with tanker spills?
A: Slick lawyers.

Q: What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?
A: Arrested!