Your marijuana will be gone, your refrigerator raided and the dog laying on the couch talking about how he'll look for a bone "next week". Do not expect rent from this dog, and get used to your chew toys disappearing or showing signs of use.
It depends on the amount your dog eats as well as the size of the dog. Let's say a Great Dane eats 2 grams - not really a huge deal you just want to watch them. On the other hand, let's say a Yorkie eats 2 grams, you're probably going to want to take it to the vet.
My suggestion would be to run (this is SERIOUS. Don't walk, RUN!) to Walmart or your closest store, buy him or her 5 large cans of soft dog food in a can, and purchase The Beatles "Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band" CD (or quickly load to iTunes). The food will perfectly satisfy his munchies, and the music will help him or her to daydream about jumping through fields with poodles, playing in the lake with dalmations, and chasing cat-shaped sticks. Also, if you put a dob of peanut butter on his nose, it will entertain and distract him for hours, while providing you immense entertainment as well.
Give it plenaty of water and let him wear it off, if will eventually work it's way through his system and unless he ate a huge pile of it there won't be too many, if any serious side effects.
one of two things depending on the amount, 1. it gets stoned but is ok 2. it gets stoned but is sick
the dog will get high but nothing will happen to the dog
it will just get the same sideaffect as a human
Make him some brownies quick
If a dog eats marijuana it will die instantly... but if a dog eats 2 grams of marijuana (putting it as if he smoked it) and weighs 80 pounds (if it were fat) it would probably stay for 12-30 days depending on the fats of the body and the little fat on muscles.
Induce vomiting as soon as possible, monitor closely and start an IV fluid line just in case.
this would depends on how much he ate, it sure is not the best thing for him, keep a close eye on your dog, if he starts to vomit or have a seizure take it to vet immediately
if a dog eats mice poison you should see a vet about it
It depends on how much the big dog eats and the small dog eats then you can measure them
Yes as long as he/she don't have allergy's. if they do, give them cocaine to help them get over it. if they don't sniff it up, force it down there throat nice and easily.
Well a couple of years ago my dog got into my stash and ate about an ounce. He got really sick and died after 2 days. Do not let your dog eat your pot!
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When my dog ate marijuana butter he got so high ! Funnny stuff!
if a dog eats ants its perfectly fine dogs eat everything
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