You could come back with, "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can always lose weight!", but usually it is best to simply ignore someone who is so ignorant as to make such a comment. It is seldom worth the effort to respond to anyone that immature, and to make an equally insulting comeback actually brings you down to their level of rudeness.
"I know you are, but what am I?"
reply with : whats your excuse ;)
If someone calls you fat, a good comeback is 'I may be fat, but you're ugly, at least I can diet!' though, the best comebacks are said in your head. If you say it in ur head, u get the satisfaction of knowing more than the bully and will normally smile. Bully's hate that and after a while will probably get bored and stop.
i would hit them
tell them i know you are but what am i and keep doing that until he gos away
i know you are (repeat what he/her said here) if they don't give up kick there ass
just say Haters like you just Hate because you are not doing as well as me
When someone calls you a silly biscuit it just means they are calling you fat and funny
It means that your FAT!
just ignore them, but if it starts to get hurtful and really bad, tell someone.
It means an overweight whore. This person is NOT your friend
a good comeback would be " look who is talking" "there's a mirror hun, woops! it broke!!" "haha i wouldn't be talking if i were you."