A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "This one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Stupidity. Hit a person with a good dumb joke and they will be sure to find that funny. If they are nice people. ;P
A joke that is not funny would be a joke that no one laughs at. The way to truly discover if a joke is funny, is to tell the joke to see if anyone laughs. However, humor is subjective, one may find it funny, another may not.
Um Funny is to joke as serious is to....um....smack talk?
a joke that is practical, but funny
That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore was created in 1984.
Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
Of course! But, his pretty dumb, but he is funny..
Yes. Dumb but funny.
The joke that makes you lose your money!
A really funny joke that is appropriate for a teenager would be "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The answer to this joke is: "to get to Taco Bell, of course."
u are dumb
The fact that you think there's a funny joke about carbon in the first place.