Mr. Someone who?
Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...
You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.
Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!
Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
What are you getting so excited about?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel...
Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Are you catching a cold?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Anita come in and use the bathroom!
Ivan to suck your blood!
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!
- Cowsgo who?
- Dont be silly, cows go moo.
FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.
THE INTERUPTING COW
The interrupting Cow-MOO-who
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!
This joke is old but people may still laugh though.
KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT