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What is a good Knock knock who's there joke?

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Mr. Someone

Mr. Someone who?

Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...

Who.

Who who?

You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!

Teddy.

Teddy who?

Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry. It's only a joke.

Nobel.

Nobel who?

Nobel, that's why I knocked!

Ya.

Ya who?

What are you getting so excited about?

Gorilla.

Gorilla who?

Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.

Little Old Lady.

Little Old Lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel...

Amsterdam.

Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!

Ogange.

Ogange who?

Ogange juice.

Lettuce.

Lettuce Who?

Lettuce in and you'll find out!

Arch.

Arch who?

Are you catching a cold?

Bacon.

Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita come in and use the bathroom!

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to suck your blood!

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

Anymore.

Anymore who?

Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!

Nobody.

Nobody who?

......

Nobody who??

.......

  • Cowsgo
  • Cowsgo who?
  • Dont be silly, cows go moo.

FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.

THE INTERUPTING COW

The interrupting Cow-MOO-who

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!

This joke is old but people may still laugh though.

KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT