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Mr. Someone
Mr. Someone who?
Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...
Who.
Who who?
You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel...
Amsterdam.
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!
Ogange.
Ogange who?
Ogange juice.
Lettuce.
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Arch.
Arch who?
Are you catching a cold?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita come in and use the bathroom!
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Anymore.
Anymore who?
Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!
Nobody.
Nobody who?
......
Nobody who??
.......
- Cowsgo
- Cowsgo who?
- Dont be silly, cows go moo.
FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.
THE INTERUPTING COW
The interrupting Cow-MOO-who
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!
This joke is old but people may still laugh though.
KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT
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∙ 7y ago
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∙ 8y agoKnock Knock! Who's there? Ya! Ya Who? Are you having fun?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Ach! Ach who? Bless you!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Who! Who Who? Sorry, I don't allow owls in the house. THAT"S ALL!!!!!
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∙ 7y agoA knock-knock joke is a specific joke format. One person pretends to knock on a door by saying, "Knock knock!" The other asks, "Who's there?" The first person says a name or word, and the second person repeats it and adds "who?" onto the end. Then the first person says that name with a last name or sentence that makes it into a corny pun.
Example:
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Orange."
"Orange who?"
"Orange you going to let me in?"
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∙ 15y agono one does they dont answer the door they just shout
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∙ 13y agoIt says on popular children's programme 'Horrible Histories' that Shakespeare did in fact invent the well-known phrase 'Knock knock, who's there?' As shown on CBBC TV.
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∙ 13y agoYou did.
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What are some jokes to tell your grandpa?
Knock Knock. Whos there? not your grandma. shes dead.
What are some jokes to pull on dad that are funny like knock knock?
knock knock? whos there? Nobody Nobody who? (don't answer) nobody who!?!?! (don't answer) Nobody who!!!! get it? or ask "daddy will you remember me in the morning" "yes" "how about next week?" "yes" "how about next month?" "yes" "how about next year" "yes" then say "knock knock" "whos there" then look at your dad and say "see you forgot about me already." hahahahaha
Know any apple jokes?
knock knock whos there? orange orange who? knock knock whos there? orange orange who knock knock whos there? banana banana who? orange ya glad i didnt say banana!
What does knock herself out mean?
overdo something
What is the meaning of tied the knock?
do you mean tied the knot? That means to get married.
According to the joke what follows Knock Knock?
Whos there
What is a good knok knok joke?
knock knock whos there Anna Anna who Anna mosquito knock knock whos there yetta yetta who yetta another mosquito
What is the best knock knock joke your adults?
knock knock whos there Dork Dork who Dorky Whale
What are some good Caribbean carnival jokes?
knock knock whos their MEE
Do you have any 5 year old knock knock jokes?
Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting co... MOO!!
Do you have any good jokes?
yeah knock knock whos there pencil- pencil-vania
Does anyone now a good joke?
you: knock, knock, them: whos there? you: tolet them:tolet who you: flush
What are some jokes to tell your grandpa?
Knock Knock. Whos there? not your grandma. shes dead.
What is the name of the joke that goes knock knock whos there Justin Justin who Justin time for the party?
It's called a 'knock knock' joke.
Are there Any jokes for little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter.... MOO!!!!
What are some jokes to tell to little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!
What are some jokes to pull on dad that are funny like knock knock?
knock knock? whos there? Nobody Nobody who? (don't answer) nobody who!?!?! (don't answer) Nobody who!!!! get it? or ask "daddy will you remember me in the morning" "yes" "how about next week?" "yes" "how about next month?" "yes" "how about next year" "yes" then say "knock knock" "whos there" then look at your dad and say "see you forgot about me already." hahahahaha
