I have actually done this before. I put both hands together so they look like a sandwich and placed it in front of him. He said "Very Funny". I told him his hands were not broken and my hands were not his slaves. He could make his own sandwich and respect me more. He got huffy and after a long time he finally relented and made his own sandwich. This was not my husband. My hunny makes ME Sandwiches since I am disabled. He is a real sweetheart.
You know, you could always just "comeback" with a sandwich.
comeback with a sandwhich!
"You're perfectly capable of putting meat and vegtables in between two slices of bread!"
I'd say wave my hand like a magic wand and say, "Poof! You're a sandwich!"
either the dude is hungry and wants a sammich or he is a jerk and implies your only value lies in your culinary skill and your bedroom availability.
make it yourself
you better comeback with a sandwich! You want a sandwich, I want a real man, looks like we are both in for disappointment today. Answer A real man can make his own sandwich....hahaha. ;-)
As the Buddhist said to the deli owner; "Make me one with everything."
Well, I don't know the best comeback, but if you're not going to make that sandwich..... IDK, for love situations it seems like you should just make the sandwich, but I'm not with that. lol You could say, "I'm not your maid," "make your own," "no thanks." Just think about it a bit, you could even say, "You have legs." There are many possibilities, but being mean isn't always the best way to go.
tell him to get off his backside and make it himself:) unless he asks nicely(aa)
You should tell him to scrape his bum of the sofa and get himself his own flippin' sandwitch!
You tell him to make it himself.
make it good
Ok, but you have to do something for me.
I don't make trash, I bury it.
What can a baseball player do to make a comeback if their losing
If you want, you can make him a sandwich. If you don't want to, you tell him to make his own sandwich.