The best advice I could give is to reference a man who did it best:
This is similar to what Winston Churchill said to Lady Astor at a party.
Lady Astor "Winston, you're drunk!"
Churchill "And you're ugly, but in the morning I'll be sober."
Another one between these two was:
Lady Astor "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
And one thatwas reputedly said by Orsen Wells
Woman "If that stomach was on a woman, I'd say she was pregnant."
Wells "It has, and she is!"