Q. Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A. To hide in the strawberry patch! Q. Why do elephants wear ripple-souled sneakers? A. To give the ants a 50/50 chance!
I am not sure what is good because apparently i did not hear the joke for today.
you say "make" when you make a joke but you say "do" when some one else makes a joke
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge......................... shove it in, close the door.How do you get an elephant in the fridge........... open the door, take the giraffe out and put the elephant in and shut the door.Which animal couldn't go to the lion kings meeting....................the elephant, he's the fridgeWho got the elephant out of the fridge.............................................. the giraffe.My suggestion is that you do these jokes with a few seconds in between to make them think it's a WHOLE different joke.
Saggy Baggy Elephant PS: good book
There are tons of good fog jokes. You can look them up online.
this is a joke, yes? Of course it is. A cat is quite obviously much lighter than an elephant.
Because he wanted some nuts
What happens when you cross an elephant and a key? Ele-key.
I am not sure what is good because apparently i did not hear the joke for today.
an elephant is the largest and heviest land animal so an elephant
Joke!
you say "make" when you make a joke but you say "do" when some one else makes a joke
A Wringing Good Joke - 1900 was released on: USA: December 1900
A Wringing Good Joke - 1903 was released on: USA: January 1903
A Wringing Good Joke - 1899 was released on: USA: April 1899
I am not good at jokes so I am not in a position to give you a good Mr Bee and Mrs Tree joke.
A good hippo joke is what would you call an insecure hippo? The answer is a hippocrite.