What did the satalite say to the Spaceman?
n00btard, Got wood?
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Two satelllites walked into a bar... okay it's hard to find jokes with satellites in them but here are a couple:
Star light, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might.
It's just a satellite
Copernicus' parents: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you?"
Jupiter came down to Earth one day and decided to help these two criminals to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short, they got caught and the three of them found themselves in court. The judge sentenced the two earthlings to fifteen years, and Jupiter was a bit shocked when he was sentenced to ten years.
"But your honour" said Jupiter, "I didn't even take part in the robbery!"
"Yes" said the judge. "But you helped them … Planet!".
The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see lawyers rushing to the scene…
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
satellite is satellite
to joke to joke to joke
land satellite sea satellite communication satellite weather satellite and spy satellite
Opposite of "not a joke" would be "a joke" ....no?
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
the answer of the joke
No, people joke to amuse others.
A "live satellite" is something that is being shown "live" from a satellite, such as images from space, or views of the Earth from a satellite in outer space. TV programs you watch on satellite is not considered "live satellite".
Answer: 1.communication satellite 2.navigational satellite 3.weather satellite 4.millitary satellite 5.scientific satellite 6.satellite launches. It composed of 6 satellites...........i hope.....my answer can help you.....
because the name satellite is given to the natural satellite of the earth.by:shewaye nanne
This is a joke on internet.The answer for this joke is boo bee.